Song Parodies -> Hot Tubbers
| Original Song Title: | "Brown Sugar" |
| Original Performer: | Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hot Tubbers" |
| Parody Written by: | Fred Snider |
The karaoke guy at the RV park asked me to write a parody about the park, & the recreation director keeps playing the Y.M.C.A song all day at the unheated kiddie pool.
Old fart's RV bound for Thousand Trails,
5 miles per hour, just like driving snails,
Wheezing geezer keeps his dentures bright,
For line-dancing singles Saturday night.
Hot tubbers,
Those bubbles really crank,
Hot tubbers,
It's like a lobster tank!
Folks getting old, but they'e young at heart,
Scooting 'round the park in a cool golf cart,
Grandkids know their pool's cold as ice,
And they're gonna hear that dumb song more than twice.
Hot tubbers.... etc....
I'll bet your Momma just retired here,
Racoons & bobcats, they have no fear,
I'm no singer, but I wrote this song,
And I don't care that this line's just way too dang long....
Hot tubbers.... etc....
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
Those bubbles, those bubbles really crank,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
Just like a, just like a lobster tank,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
Yeah, that last line, that last line really stank!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
5 miles per hour, just like driving snails,
Wheezing geezer keeps his dentures bright,
For line-dancing singles Saturday night.
Hot tubbers,
Those bubbles really crank,
Hot tubbers,
It's like a lobster tank!
Folks getting old, but they'e young at heart,
Scooting 'round the park in a cool golf cart,
Grandkids know their pool's cold as ice,
And they're gonna hear that dumb song more than twice.
Hot tubbers.... etc....
I'll bet your Momma just retired here,
Racoons & bobcats, they have no fear,
I'm no singer, but I wrote this song,
And I don't care that this line's just way too dang long....
Hot tubbers.... etc....
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
Those bubbles, those bubbles really crank,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
Just like a, just like a lobster tank,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
Yeah, that last line, that last line really stank!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!
http://sites.google.com/site/myfreelyrics I do these parodies at karaoke night. I put adult humor & partials on the other website.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 3 |
|
3 |
|
3 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Nice work on a good old Stones tune.
I like the line about 'Coons & Cougars' watching bareHotTubbers !
Marin County hails the most hot Tubbers/Liberals per square mile!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rollingstones56.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 75
A Bigger Bang album at Amazon.com
Forty Licks album at Amazon.com
Let It Bleed album at Amazon.com
Exile on Main Street album at Amazon.com
Beggars Banquet album at Amazon.com
Sticky Fingers album at Amazon.com
Some Girls album at Amazon.com
Live Licks (topless cover) album at Amazon.com
Hot Rocks 1964-1971 album at Amazon.com
