Song Parodies -> "I Hate The Super Bowl On CBS"

Original Song Title:

"It's Only Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

"I Hate The Super Bowl On CBS"

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The Lyrics

In case you want to spend a Super Bowl Sunday without the Super Bowl, maybe this song will cheer you up.

It's the fourth day of February
Things are just getting lame
What can I do? Have to spend a Super Bowl
Sunday without the game? The big ga-a-ame

If I tell my dad "You can't watch
the big game when I'm here."
I better go out to a salad bar
All by myself without fear, without fe-e-ear

I yelled "Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl on CBS!"
Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl when it's airing on CBS, what a jerk!
Oh well, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it
I yelled "Can't you watch the big game when I'm not around?"

If I could go to my nearest
Video arcade
Without company, anybody else
I better carry my lemonade, lemona-a-ade

The NFL on CBS theme song
Was far totally
Sounded like a rip-off of the opening song
From Dexter's Laboratory, laboratory

I yelled "Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl on CBS!"
I yelled "Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl when it's airing on CBS!" That's not fair!
Oh well, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it
I yelled "Can't you watch the big game when I'm not around?"

And do you think it's not fair when I'm around?
I rather just go out by myself over town

I yelled "Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl on CBS!"
I yelled "Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl on CBS!"
I yelled "Oh no! I hate the Super Bowl when it's airing on CBS!" What's your point?
Oh well, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it...

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Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Would you rather have it on Fox? Wait, you'd rather have it on NHK. (Japan's biggest network)

Shiek of the Mutilated - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Maybe his team didn't make it.

Below Average Dave - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment

To be honest, I'm not a fan of the NFL so it doesn't matter to me what channel it's on. . .but that's just me. I must say that Dexter's Labratory is not as old as the NFL Superbowl, but the theme songs to both are kinda annoying, not bad TSB--more creative than I'm used to from you.

Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Couldn't agree with you more... DKTOS, but according to a web OS lyric, this paces well on a pretty fair number of lines, and has a few good ones. 444.

p.s. Not suggesting that anyone do this, of course, but if someone voted 222, you'd have all 15 boxes covered, and that might be a first... a record, of sorts :)

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