You know Don Swayze
You know you know Don Swayze
You know Don Swayze
You know you know Don Swayze

Actors, as you know
They may have a little bro
And his name may be Don Swayze
What Travolta's kin, Joey, was in
Well, my memory is hazy

Chris, the lesser Penn, made good in drama
While his brother Sean was cavorting with Madonna

Actors we know
May have a baby bro
For example, there's Don Swayze
If you've seen TOMBSTONE, then you've seen Frank Stallone
When Doc told him, "You're no daisy"

Jeff and brother Beau, they're not quite equal
One is in a hit, and then the other's in the sequel

Actresses, it's true
Often have a sister, too
Just like Patrick had Don Swayze
Like the famous sis of Paula Prentiss
Who was certified slap-crazy

Natalie was big, but not so Lana
No one gives a fig, if she deep-throats a banana

Actors, you know
May have a lesser bro
He may even be Don Swayze
Patrick dirty danced, but Don wore funny pants
Playin' addlebrained and lazy