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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Submitted to Q104.3 in N.Y., when Ringo announced he would no longer sign autographs.
Every time I hear your call
It reminds me of some Joe Shmoe at the mall,
And all you want is an autograph
And you don't realize I'm not giving them out anymore

I though you got it
When you heard my strong stern voice
But you don't get it
And you’re not giving me a choice

I can't get use to fame no more
The thrill is gone
I wish the calls would end

I want to just be left alone
Until my sales all sag
And I grow old and grey

Every time I hear your voice
It irritates me so, like I don't have a choice
And all you want is an autograph
Well you can't have that, but see my ALL-STARR band....
Copyright 2008

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alvin - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
slick title switch and concept
Claude Prez - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, good idea and well executed.
Mark Scotti - February 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys! I went nuts on the day I heard Ringo's rant, and I wrote this in about 15 min. I sent it into a radio station, and they produced it and played it on the air, interjecting it with portions of Ringo's rant. It was GREAT!!! I'll try to post the actual song, so keep an eye out for it.
Mark Scotti - February 16, 2009 - Report this comment
My video of this parody is now posted in "Recordings".

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