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Song Parodies -> "Suffragette Jui Jitsu"

Original Song Title:

"Rock N Roll Hoochie Koo"

Original Performer:

Rick Derringer

Parody Song Title:

"Suffragette Jui Jitsu"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yes, they learned martial arts (in America) to fight the cops!
Women's suffrage movement called out of control
Take care of the children, do the laundry, cook and all
They wanted to vote, speeches and marches all 'round
Men heckled them while the police beat them down

Suffragette Jui jitsu
Fought the cops and men too
Suffragette Jui jitsu
Less arrests, force-fed food

Women participated in the Great War years
Equal Rights caused men great fears
The weaker sex pushed forward, beyond
Caused politicians much alarm


Big mobs fighting, nasty shouts
The women explained what it was all about
Police were brutal, the women knew
Learned martial arts, learned Jui jitsu


Finally, they got the news
Lots of men had the blues
Won victory to vote, to choose...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - June 06, 2018 - Report this comment
nice to see the site back up and running! 5s
Rob Arndt - June 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Where have you been, Jon and when can we expect some new parodies from you? It's almost summer! I have a request. Can you do "Maneater" as possibly "Hamburgers" comparing McDonald's with Burger King and Jack in the Box? I can do it, but think you would do a better job! :-))
Jonathan - June 07, 2018 - Report this comment
^ I've been around, Rob! as I said, I don't comment all the time. however, this week, I seem to be having some issues connecting to amiright. frequently when I try, I will receive some "failure to connect to server" message and then later on, after multiple attempts throughout the day, I can finally get it loaded. I'd just been chalking it up to site maintenance. have you been getting these error messages? or is it a connection error on my part? either way, in regards to future parodies, I do have some requests I will be posting this month, including your recent "Hamburgers" idea! (thanks, btw!) I may have to scale it back to the main burger war of Burger King vs McDonald's, though. (been a good while since I had JITB. then again, this maybe the perfect excuse!) as always, thanks for asking and hopefully, amiright will go back to working normally for me, soon!

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