Tonight I'm wanna have myself a real good time
I'm vitalite
And the grill is not even on yeah!
I'm dancing around with eggs you see
So don't toast me now
Don't toast me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a Warburtons leaping through the sky
Like a muffin defying the laws of chee-hee-heese
I'm a sliced white loaf in the bread bin of Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no toasting me

Not burning on the grill yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Like they did to the wholemeal last night
They ate him at the speed of light
I wanna be a yummy cheese sandwhich for you

Don't toast me now
I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball
Don't toast me now
If you wanna make a sandwhich just give me a call
Don't toast me now ('cause I'm havin' a good time)
Don't toast me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
Don't wanna go like that at all

I'm best of course eaten way before
My sell by date arrives
Or the blue mould will grow out of control
Although your toaster is ready to reload
Like an atom bomb it ain't no
Way hey hey hey-ey to go

I'm not burning on the grill yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Like they did to the wholemeal last night
They ate him at the speed of light
I wanna be a yummy cheese sandwhich for you

Don't toast me don't toast me don't toast me hey hey hey!
Don't toast me don't toast me ooh ooh ooh (I no like it)
Don't toast me don't toast me please don't grill me grill me
Don't toast me don't toast me ah

(Use pop tarts)

Oh I'm not burning on the grill yeah!
Two hundred degrees
Like they did to the wholemeal last night
They ate him at the speed of light
I wanna be a yummy cheese sandwhich for you

Don't toast me now
I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball
Don't toast me now
If you wanna make a sandwhich just give me a call
Don't toast me now ('cause I'm havin' a good time)
Don't toast me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
Don't wanna go like that at all

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da a-da-da-a-ha-ha a-da-da a-de-da-da-da oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh