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Song Parodies -> "We Wants the Precious"
Original Song Title:
"We Are the Champions"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"We Wants the Precious"
Parody Written by:
John Harvey
The Lyrics
This parody is sung by Gollum from Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings".
We gots the blues
We wants what's mine
We wants our precious
Middle Earth's on the line
Nasty elf Cakeses
We tried a few
We wishes Sam would just get off of our case
His life will conclude
And we say 'Gollum, Gollum, Gollum!
We wants the precious my friends
And we'll squeeze the hobbits 'til they's dead
We wants the precious
We wants the precious
We likeses master but we wants the precious for our own
We gotsed captured
In that Baradur
It brought me pain and torture and everything that goes with it
Thanks to Sauron
We'll bite off their noses
They haveses no clues
We will wrap our little fingers around their neckses
And that is what we choose
And we say 'Gollum, Gollum, Gollum!
We wants the precious my friend
And we'll let her kill them in the end
We wants the precious
We wants the precious
No time for hobbits
'Cause we wants the precious for ourselves
We wants what's mine
We wants our precious
Middle Earth's on the line
Nasty elf Cakeses
We tried a few
We wishes Sam would just get off of our case
His life will conclude
And we say 'Gollum, Gollum, Gollum!
We wants the precious my friends
And we'll squeeze the hobbits 'til they's dead
We wants the precious
We wants the precious
We likeses master but we wants the precious for our own
We gotsed captured
In that Baradur
It brought me pain and torture and everything that goes with it
Thanks to Sauron
We'll bite off their noses
They haveses no clues
We will wrap our little fingers around their neckses
And that is what we choose
And we say 'Gollum, Gollum, Gollum!
We wants the precious my friend
And we'll let her kill them in the end
We wants the precious
We wants the precious
No time for hobbits
'Cause we wants the precious for ourselves
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This is a very good "giggle" song :-D
Thank you for your comment, Rice Cube. While I don't share your political views, I think your parodies are pretty funny. I don't read the political ones, (I might effect your ratings) but the ones I do read are very funny. I like your Master of the House parody a lot. You might have read my comment about it.
Ain't no thang, fellow American ;-)
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I love this! I am a huge Queen dork, and this is about my fave character from LOTR! I loved how you made this in first person and wrote it like it was really Smeagle talking.
Believe me, the Smeagle talking was the hardest part of writing the parody. I'm glad you liked it. I'm working on another LOTR parody. This one's about Aragorn, but I won't give it away.
LOL. Nice job. I think the essence of a "character" parody is to capture the personallity of that character. You have done that perfectly. There were a few lines that could have been a bit tighter, (e.g. "and that is what we choose" could use some tweaking and "Baradur" does not rhyme with "Sauron") but that's just a technical observation. The parody is funny enough to get away with a few minor points. Overall just a good, good parody!
Very nice. You really did get that "gollum" feeling.
Merci, Pirana d'ore.
Here's a thought, John...if you ever decide to do a revision on this (not that it's necessary) you might consider doing something with that line that's right before the chorus...do you know what I'm talking about? Where it's like a gospel choir and they're going "And they go on and on and on" or something like that? :-D
Ok, Rice Cube. Insert this right before the Chorus: "And we say Gollum, Gollum, Gollum!"
Oooh...We lovess thiss, doessn't we, preciouss? HAHA! I love Smeagol/Gollum. WELL DONE, J.H!
HILARIOUS!! Gollum would be proud
this is one damn good song, i love LOTR & queen's cool. write on!
All right! I love both Queen and Smeagle! Great parody! SMEAGLE DA SCHIZO GUY RULES THE UNIVERSE!!! ^_^
This was awesome! The song was hilarious AND you kept it in character the whole time! ~ME~
All your LOTR parodies are great! This is best cause its about the best character. Aragorn and Samwise are great too. Do one for Gimli! that'd be cool!
Though I don't know the original in it's entirety, it was still a hilarious parody.
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