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Song Parodies -> "Slovenian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Slovenian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Mistress Leola

The Lyrics

I'm not the "real" wife -
It's just legality -
SHE'd be the man's bride
If his dreams were reality...
Cause in his eyes, his daughter's the prize - not me...
And with his four boys (three males, plus Tiffany),
I'm just the next ex-wife - just for show...
It's a life that I chose...
I'm not really kin, so... I don't really matter; poor me...
shrewd me...

Donald could kill a man -
Not be charged, but cheered instead - least in any state that's "Red"...
Donald, he could blast a gun,
And blow some nagging "know-it-all" away...
Donald... oooh...
Wouldn't even fake a cry - we're somewhat lacking depth, and blind to sorrow...
Married Don, married Don... to climb the social ladder...

[instrumental interlude]

Kool Aid: his tribe has drunk...
No brains, or hearts, or spines
They're so thick he's doing fine
Conning all the shoddy politicos
(It's the dumb leading the blind, to tell the truth...)
Donald... oooh
I don't want this life...
We can't emit that Kennedy warmth at all...

[instrumental interlude]

Night-tweeting little twit with yellow gecko hands -
Just a brute in a suit, with a slew of bronze condos...
Now the noose is tightening - scaring (yet, exciting?) me
When I'm gray-old, (when I'm gray-old)
When I'm gray-old, (when I'm gray-old)
I won't stay, he'll "let me go", (he'll let me go, oh, oh, oh....)

I was a poor girl - shy, slender Slovene...
Traveled the whole world, modeled quite happily,
Then caught the eye of a "from money" creep...

( or two steps below "aging gigolo...")

No visa? Whoa! (Well, no one needs to know...)
Won't they know? No visa! Well, no one needs to know...
Won't they know? No visa! Well, no one needs to know...
Won't they know? No one needs to know...
Won't they know? No one needs to know...

It's all for show... oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... OH!

So we agreed that once I breed and go to seed, he'd "let me go..."
But Don's prenup has a settlement inside for me... for me... for MEEEEE!

[instrumental break]

Do you think he can dump me and just say goodbye?
Do you think when he Trumps me, I'll just sit and cry?
Noooo baby... can't do that to this "lady"!
He's gonna pay out... he's gonna pay year after year!

[instrumental break]

Yes, my life's in tatters; nothing comes for free...
Doesn't really matter...
Money's all that matters... to meeeee...

Anyway, my skin glows...

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CML - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Some rough spots (The original song isnt easy) but also many great lines ... Koolaid, his tribe has drunk .... Night tweeting little twit with yellow gecko hands
The Mistress - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Nein - no ruff spot. But thanks.
JAB - April 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Missed it when posted. Brilliant!
The Mistress - April 29, 2020 - Report this comment
Sanks you, JAB!
ThrilledAreWe Clinton - November 19, 2020 - Report this comment
Rhymes with the original! Nice! Good pacing, some nice rhymes, good narrative, but enough of parodies about this clown and his circus, really. Sorry, doesn't anyone write about anything else?
Phil Alexander - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Completely missed this before, but it's brilliant: one of the best BoRap parodies, period. Fits the original damn near perfectly, tells a story with nice wordplay and digs at the Donald and co. What's not to like?
CML - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
^^^^^The digs at the Donald and co ... OTOH, like I said above; some Amiright Hall of fame subs

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