You’re right … I couldn’t help myself
It was a crime
It was a li-i-i-ie …
And the truth
I’ll turn it inside out, yeah

I’m turning around … the rules for me … you
(can’t stop me now)
(can’t stop me)
I’m committing a big crime … isn’t the first time
 
I’m a T.V. star, everybody’s guy
I’m a tiger … defying the laws for all to see
Got the lib-er-als … asking why…
I’m such a sur-vi-vor
Ya gotta know, know, know
There’s no stopping me…

I’m reelin’ off the lies, yeah
And everyone sees
That’s why Pe-lo-si says it just ain’t right…
She’s lookin’ to put up a fight
I’m ripping up the con-sti-tution when I am thru
 
Can’t stop me now
Committing such a small crime … in front of you all
(Can’t stop me now)
If you wanna see the high crime … it’s there on the call
(Can’t stop me now)
‘Till you prove it’s a true crime
(Can’t stop me now)
Yes I’ll do it a few times
You know it’s a perfect call
 
Yeah, on a power trip acting like a czar
It keeps on getting worse
I am a parasite … I’m out of control
Just a big obscene pumpkin-colored toad
I’m a fecal bomb … about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode

I’m reelin’ off the lies, yeah
And everyone sees
That’s why Pe-lo-si’s looking for a fight …
But Putin says he’ll make it right
I’m ripping up the con-sti-tution when I am thru
 
Can’t stop me, can’t stop me
Can’t stop me, hey, hey, hey
Can’t stop me, can’t stop me
Ooh ooh ooh,I like it

Can’t stop me, can’t stop me
There was no crime, no crime
Can’t stop me, can’t stop me
Ooh yeah … Alright
 
Ooh… I’m reelin’ off the lies, yeah
While everyone sees
That’s why Pe-lo-si says it just ain’t right …
Looking to put up a fight
I’m ripping up the con-sti-tution when I am thru

(don’t stop me now)
No provin’ there’s a true crime … in front of you all (alright)
(Can’t stop me now)
If you wanna see the high crime (woah) … it’s there on the call
(Can’t stop me now)
Till ya prove it’s a true crime, yeah yeah
(Can’t stop me now)
Yes I’ll do it a few times
It sure was a perfect call
 
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