(Chorus)
Peloton, peloton, peloton
I want to ride my peloton, peloton, peloton
I want to use my peloton
I want to ride in place
I want to ride my peloton
I want to ride in confined space

(Verse 1)
You look “fat”, I want “fit”
It does “stay”, I won’t “quit”
On my “way” I blog “First ride!
I’m a little nervous, soo excited let’s do this”
You say “class”, I want “spin”
My new “look” – Want to be thin
Use the song, she’s so high
I don’t believe I have a chance, to compete every year in France
I just want to use my

(Chorus)
Peloton, peloton, peloton
I want to ride my peloton, peloton, peloton
I want to use my peloton
I want to ride in place
I want to ride my peloton
I want to use my

(Bridge)
Peloton commercials are out of touch
My husband is so shallow that much
Grace will show him all that progress as such
To prevent divorce this is my crutch
Wanna stay? OK! Fine!

Peloton ride, peloton ride, peloton ride
Peloton, peloton, peloton
I want to use my
Peloton, peloton
Peloton, peloton, peloton, peloton ride (I want to peloton ride)

(Bicycle bell noises/or instructor from the on-board display)
(Instrumental)

(Verse 2)
Hey!
Don’t need a, grup-et-to
Don’t live in, a ghetto
2K, I say, That’s the cost
I’d rather spend my money on a gym membership
On twitter, comes the hate
Seen as rude, not that great
She’s obsessed, not overweight
Never really asked for this gift, and company stocks do not lift
Still why don’t you just buy

(Chorus)
Peloton, (Hey) peloton, (Hey) peloton
I want to ride my peloton, peloton, (Come on!) peloton
I want to use my peloton
I want to ride in place
I want to ride my peloton
I want to ride in confined space