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Song Parodies -> "The Halloween Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Halloween Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Prepare yourself this Halloween...
Is this the dark knight?
Did it come back this year?
There'd be a bad sight...
On this spooky old haunted pier.

Wake up that night,
See the scary frights appear...

I'm out of this house, I see it disappear.
And now I'm wanting food, needing thirst.
Don't be last, be the first.
Anyway we all know Halloween is coming right here, right here.

Mommy, I'm going out,
I have gone to trick-or-treat,
Got lots of candy to eat.
Mommy, all my friends had come,
And now that witch is coming on her way.

Mommy, woo-ooh,
Addams Family is on.
There's lot of spooky shows you'll see on TV.
Thriller night, thriller night, is coming at the moment.

Beware, the skeletons,
They give you a bad time,
and they make you do the rhyme.
So long, trick-or-treaters, I've gotta run,
Gotta see the wolf that's howling at the moon.

Buddies, woo-ooh (Hope you have a good time)
Mummies on the run,
Don't send me to an island out at sea.

I bury bodies in the cemetery night,
Frankenstein, Frankenstein, I've returned with antidote!
Zombies become rising, and they'll be despising you.
(Gimme candy) Gimme candy,
(Gimme candy) Gimme candy,
Gimme candy that's yummy,
In my tummy-e-e-e-e,

I'm at the graveyard, I want my mommy.
You're at the graveyard escaping from zombies,
Run away from this immediately!

They want blood, they crave thirst,
Will I get there first?
It's The Mask! No, he'll never let you first. (Be the first!)
Said The Mask, "I will not let you first!" (Let him first!)
Said The Mask, "I will not let you first!" (Let me first!)
"Will not let you first." (Let me first!)
"Never let you first!" (Never, never, never, never let you first)
Worst, worst, worst, worst,
Burst, burst, burst, burst, burst, burst, burst!

Oh, gimme cookie, gimme cookie! (Give me cookie to be first.)
Skellington has a nightmare for my Christmas Tree, my tree, my tree!

Did you think I'd let monsters in and let them stay?
Did you think I would never see the light of day?
No spiders, I'm terrified of spiders,
Just need to find owls, just need to find an owl to free.

(Oh, too scared, too scared)

Halloween is coming, ready for this year.
Halloween is coming,
Halloween is coming, right here.

Hope you have a good time.

(C) Darius Studios.

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Jonathan Spurlock - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Kudos on a parody of one of the "Magnificent" or "Super 7". I can almost see some of the local kids dressed like Freddie Mercury (not Krueger, or whatever that character's name was!) coming to my door tonight. Or, not--I think my beloved wife is hinting we have date night tonight to avoid the fright!
Darius Whitehead - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Well, I'd like to say hope you have a good time on your date night, Jonathan Spurlock.
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
This I have to say is your best! Happy halloween!
Darius Whitehead - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween to you too, Agrimorfee.

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