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Song Parodies -> "The Stealer's Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Stealer's Anthem"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

I took it up
time after time.
I face the firemen
and just taken the crime.
Made the mistakes.
Shot down a few.
I got their share of the lion's rewards
and took the crew!
(And you thought I was wrong, so wrong, so wrong, so wrong... )

Now I'm a stranger to friends.
And they get their sharings in the end.
Why do I get them?
How can I share them?
Take them from losers
'cause I steal the riches for the glory.

I take the house
where the curtain falls.
I take their fame and fortune
and anything that goes with it.
I take them all.
And it's been so annoying,
like on a cruise.
It does seem a challenge
but it's now just a race
that I will always lose!
(So I'm gonna steal on, and on, and on, and on... )

I am a stealer to friends.
And you know how it's going to bend.
I am the richest
I am the sharer
Call them the losers
'cause I steal the riches and I'm mad.

They call me stealing for friends.
And the rules I'm making make some sense.
I take the big ones
And steal the small ones
I'm not a loser
now call me a champion.

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