-> "Cosa Nostran Hack Tony"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cosa Nostran Hack Tony"
Parody Written by:
Marley Christopher
The Lyrics
Sick twist repealed Spice
Sicced on Scaramucci
Got a new flack blight
No escape from mendacity
Loathsome first guy
Replaced by one more seamy
It’s such a poor ploy and it is more sleazy
In then a new one comes, out one goes
Either guy nothing knows
Just another dick show, this one with more boss flattery to see
Madman dismissed a scam
With no gun put to his head
Fixed him so his career’s dead
Madman liked not the first one
So he brought another joke, put him in play
Madman goofs (just another dick show)
Fixed on someone else to lie
And who know just who might be his shill tomorrow
Sean is gone, gone is Sean
At least he’s not Cosa Nostra
New face, a slimy scum
Sends bullshit out each time
His mouth opens, every line
Goodbye Seanny, buddy you had to go
Gotta leave for a new guy to make up “truth”
Made man’s new (just another dick show)
Nice guys don’t apply
New dick’s shown his ability to appall
We see a livid Mafioso of a man
Scary Mooch, stabbing douche
Ill new dude for hack a$$hole
Blunderdolt on Reince thing
Very scary frightening spree
Ghastly no no’, galling no no’
Gaseous ahole, galling smoke blow
Galling grotesque fibbing ’ho
Mafioso
He had been deployed by Grumpy Lumpy
He’s an unalloyed member of Family
Country’s not spared from these mafiosi
Sleaze in comes, sleaze out goes, fills in a new joke
Big fibber who is only blowing smoke, blowing smoke
Big fibber who’s only blowing smoke, blowing smoke
Big fibber who is just blowing smoke, blowing smoke
Only blowing smoke, what a joke
Ever, ever blowing smoke
Senseless blowing joke smoke
Blows smoke, Cosa Nostra joke
So mafiosi, mafiosi, mafiosi run the show
Tweet hellsent boss tapped one less well, set aside Spicey, Spicey, Spicey
He who is of the drone tweets said to Reince “byebye”
He listened to the ugly rants from his made guy
But then smelly got the boot from Kelly
And he got kicked out, yeah he got kicked right outta there
No more Mafioso
Named Scaramucci
Still left, Mafia family
A great day when they go!
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