Song Parodies -> "Bifocal Lens"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bifocal Lens"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Who says when you grow old you can't still SEE the humor in parodies....

Bifocals Bifocals Bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear my specks
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear them with regrets

I was young now I’m old
Flashes hot, running cold
Belly pot I say hey man
Slim was never my scene
And I don’t like spandex

You say Ben I say Gay
You say hair now it’s gray
You say cheese wasn’t me
I don’t believe I got this age
The morning paper a blurry page
All I wanna find is my

Bifocals Bifocals Bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear my specks
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear them with regrets

Bifocal lens are coming your way
Goodbye to being young that’s for sure
So much for looking good in your golden days
As you take a number at LensCrafters
Coupons out price match go

Bifocal lens bifocal lens bifocal lens
Bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need my bifocal lens

You say Coke I say diet
You say sex that’s a riot
Hot dog I say cool it man
Why do you think menopause has a pause in it

You say smile I say can’t
A bad day, my implants
A short walk my bones hurt
Funny back when we were young
That growing up would be so fun
Can’t see my future without my

Bifocals Bifocals Bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals bifocals bifocals
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear my specks
I need to wear my bifocals
I need to wear them with regrets

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