in two-thousand-five
and not two-thousand-three
I found this website
and posted "
Sad Song Rhapsody"
there were two more
from two-thousand-four and three
another Jon-Boy wrote those two before me
then for a while I wrote some crap
seems mostly of "Bo Rhap"
man where does the time go?
a decade you've been stuck with me
with me
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ten years ago oh man
has it really been that long? "
did I really write that song?"
well I guess I earned those ones
back in my awkward layout/pacing days
'twas a noooob
looking back it makes me cry
I'd mess up nearly every song I'd borrow
moving on moving on my work couldn't get much badder
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two years had come and gone
ran out of things to write
and submit to amiright
goodbye everybody "
Can't Write A Song"
liked that better than my pre-block stuff in truth
'twas a boooob (you could say those songs blow)
did I even try?
it sometimes seems I'd never used thought at all!
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then in twenty-twelve I came back with "
Slenderman"
was improved? was it good? well I certainly hope so!
"
then I mocked Obama in the year twenty-thirteen"
"
then wrote Tebow" ('bout Tim Tebow)
as you should know (I like Tebow)
got screwed over by Broncos (John Elway blo-o-o-ows!)
"
once was a fanboy of Cyrus, Billy"
then eight years later "
mocked both him and Miley"
never thought I'd see the day honestly
I'm giving this my best and I take requests
like "
Meat It" that was a Rob Arndt request
(did my best!)
"
Bruce Jenner" was another request
(had a blast!)
"
Speed Dater" was another request
(did my best!)
yes I take requests
(well unless)
"
OS Brings Me Stress"
("
Kate Upton Breasts")
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
"
Hay-Seeded Fever in the comments" I got knocked for my lame puns
wrote "
Oreo" that's my latest parody of Dean from Dean to Queen!
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(headbanging time come on... you know you want to...)
over the past ten years I've met cool girls and guys
what? no I'm not just sucking up to get some fives...
though maybe you'll give generous rating...?
wish you all the best and here's to another ten years!
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Oooh Yeah
Oooh Yeah
don't you get discouraged
if first work gets threes
your first work's still better
than the first work posted by me
yeah my older stuff blows...