Oh, I'm gonna eat you up tonight
Oh, out beside the Subway light
Oh, can't wait till they've sat out too long
I like 'em fresh, they make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a chubby guy
I ate everything deep fried
Never took the time to count my calories
Then my doctor gave me pressure
So I started eating fresher
Subway sandwich! You're gonna make a thin man of me

Hey! Hey!

I've been going on TV
I'm as famous as can be
Doing ads and going on the Oprah show (whoa!)
When I got caught at Mickey D's
I was embarrassed as could be
Gotta keep my reputation looking fine

Oh, I'm gonna eat you up tonight
Oh, out beside the Subway light
Oh, can't wait till they've sat out too long
I like 'em fresh, they make the rockin' world go round

Hey, listen here
I like fourteen-year-old girls
Their youthful bodies rock my world
Got a friend who sends me child pornography
Now they've stuck me in the blender
Listed as a sex offender
Middle schooler! You made an inmate outta me!

Oh, I'm gonna eat you up tonight
Oh, out beside the Subway light
Oh, can't wait till they've sat out too long
I like 'em fresh, they make the rockin' world go round
I like 'em fresh, they make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride!
Ooh yeah, burn calories
I like 'em fresh, yeah yeah