Song Parodies -> "We Will .. We'll Defrock You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

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"We Will .. We'll Defrock You"

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The Lyrics

Friday's "We Will Rock You" parody reminded me of this tune that I composed in honor of ex-Monsignor Kevin Wallin, who was defrocked for having sex with boys in his living quarters. In his post-priesthood he was caught dealing meth, the proceeds of which were laundered through a porn shop that he owned. Geez, if the guy had been the Archbishop of the First Church of Satan, he could scarcely have led a more dissolute life ...... On a more positive note, he was also a cross dresser. And so without further ado; Maestro, if you please -- BOOM BOOM, BAA; BOOM BOOM BAA; BOOM BOOM BAA ......

Father, you're a ex-priest, played with young boys
Cooking up speed; gonna deal some meth today
Got a pud in your face; yo big disgrace
Wearing those panties all over the place
Chantin'

We will, we'll defrock you
We will, we'll defrock you

Father, you're a sick man, vile man
Lied about your vows; gonna bring down the Church someday
Your life is debased, you big disgrace
Waving your member all over the place

We will, we'll defrock you (Chant it!)
We will, we'll defrock you

Father you're an old man, porn man
Pleading with the Feds, gonna be a jail piece some day
You got fear on your face, big disgrace
Almighty's gonna send you to fiery place

We will, we'll defrock you (Chant it!)
We will, we'll defrock you

(Whole Church body...)

We will, we'll defrock you
We will, we'll defrock you

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Jonathan - May 25, 2015 - Report this comment

the "Queen" of perverted priest parodies... I would say "King" but I had to make the pun work! 5's

Rob Arndt - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment

555 Hail Marys and Our Fathers!!! Oh, and the Father wants to see you in his office on bended knee ;-)

Patrick - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment

Never saw a bent priest in my many years in Catholic school. But they seem to have been out there in considerable numbers. I don't think the Church of Satan would have him. They are a bit more careful about who they let in. One can only imagine what his fate will be behind bars.

Callmelennie - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment

I went to a Jesuit High School and we always suspected some of the priests were homosexuals. One of them was my Freshman English teacher who would eventually die in the early 1990's from an undisclosed condition. Hmmm. ....... Amazingly, as it turned, the only person who was ever forced to resign after accusations of improper conduct with male students was a male lay teacher who had been a varsity football coach and athletic director

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