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Song Parodies -> "Zombiemian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Zombiemian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Freddie Mercury as performed by QUEEN - "Bohemian Rhapsody" 1975 )
Is this the un - life?
Undead are fantasy!
Bit by a zombie
Suffering it's septicity

Burning hot eyes
Drenched in bo - il - ing hot sea
I was a proud man , now I need sympathy
Because zombies came , now I go
High on life , down I go
All the stresses - and cares - of life fading away - from me , from me.

Mama , now I'm undead,
Bit into somebody's head
Sucked his brains out, now he's dead.
Mama , now we've just begun
Zombie apo - calypse and World War Z.

Mama , ew-ew-ew-ewwww ,
Didn't mean to eat your brain
The fragrance overwhelms a zombies restraint
Eating Brains , Eating Brains , oh I love to eat gray matter


Too late , zombies have come
No way to get away
Eating everybody's brains
Goodbye, everybody , no-one remains,
Gotta leave your bones behind and eat your face

Nada, no-no-no-no-ooooo (zip , zilch , nuthin' , zero)
Fear the second death
I wish I'd ne - ver been born again - at all...


I ate a little tiny member of a man.
Screamin' much, very much , and he ran away screamin'.
Chocolate cake with icing
And Topped with chocolate ice cream.
Ben & Jerry's - Baskin-Robbins
Ben & Jerry's - Baskin-Robbins
Like a Spumoni tube steak
Don't-cha know - no -no -no - no - no - no

Death & Undeath now the great equal-izers
Rich , poor , black , white , gay & straight walk along
Together free in this monstrosity.

Zombie clowns come and go. Was this one BOZO?
Zombie Clowns! a Circus of fear for you!
(Funny Clowns?) Zombie Clowns! Circus of fear for you!
(Funny Clowns?) Zombie Clowns! Circus of death for you!
(Run away) can not run away.
(Get away) will not get away.
(Ever, ever: be a zombie clown) Ah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, mama zombie, mama zombie) Mama zombie, don't eat me.
Zombie Clown Ring - master picked out a circus - for me , for me , for me!


Now you whiteface me and smear red - rouge round my eye!
And then you smear my mouth with lip - stick for to die!
Oh , no way! No I'm not a clown , zombie!
Gotta cut it out, gotta cut out right outta here.


(ooooo - no way , no way)


Zombies eat gray matter.
Yes we all agree
Zombies eat brain matter.
Zombies ate brain matter ... of me.


(Anyway the chunks blow)

[NOTE: As always matches syllable for syllable with the original ]

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Pacing: 4.7
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Total Votes: 3

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Ann H - July 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Jonathan - July 19, 2013 - Report this comment
I've got the strangest hankerin' for some brains! 5's
Lifeliver - July 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I don't care for the song or the artists and even less for anything to do with zombies, but having attempted it myself (parodying the song, that is), I appreciate the hard work and thought that went in to this. I especially liked ' I wish I'd never been born again at all'. 444

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