-> "Resurrection Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Resurrection Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
YHVH.name
The Lyrics
Beneath three crosses
Dark day on Calvary
Earth quaking landslide
(and) Roman brutality
Tears in my eyes
Black thundering skies above me
I'm just his follower
Maybe they won't kill me
They whipped his back
Beat his head
Stabbed his heart
Left him dead
Now I go where he goes
My life doesn't matter to me
(to me)
Father
They Killed your Son
Crown of thorns upon his head
Nailed him up and now he's dead
Father
His reign had just begun
Now they've gone and thrown it all away
Father, Why?
Did you have to let him die?
I cannot bear to face the sun tomorrow
Kill me now, take me now
Nothing really matters
Too late
His time had come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching like I'm dying
Now they're going to kill us
Why'd he have to go?
He left us all behind to face the truth
Father, Why?
(I will go where he goes)
Now I want to die
Now I wish I'd never been born at all
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I see the tomb yet I do not see the stone there
Run to the tomb, yes the stone is rolled away now
Angel dressed in white
their faces shine like lightning
See!
He is risen (He is risen)
He is risen (He is risen)
He is risen from the tomb (grave)
Magnifico -o-o-o (He is not here)
Earthquake and angels coming down from heaven
His keepers did shake and they became as dead men
Christ is alive, you will see in Galilee
Come you and see
the place where the lord lay
(You) FEAR NOT!
Hallelu_yah Amén
Adonai___!
(You) FEAR NOT!
Hallelu_yah
Adonai___!
(You) FEAR NOT!
Hallelu_yah
Adonai___!
Hallelu_yah
He's alive!
(He will) never never ever die____!
Ha le lu Ha Le Lu YAH!
Oh halleluYah HalleluYah
HalleluYah Adonai
The devil couldn't keep him in the tomb
HE LIVES!
HE LIVES!!!
HE LIVES!!!!!
So you thought you could keep Yahweh's Son in the grave?
I have smashed death and hell and I'm coming to save
You__ receive me
Why did you not believe me?
Just Like I said:
I had to rise from the dead
Ohhh___
Yea YAH!
Yeah YAH!
Oooohhhhh
END:
Teach them to observe
All that I've commanded
And lo I'm with you always
Even to the end of the age
A___men
Yahshua is risen!
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