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Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Parody Song Title:

"Castaways' Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

This is the first LOST parody I ever wrote, after the first season. I wanted to let as many characters have a say as possible, and this seemed like a good way to do it...
Castaways: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Who knew that plane ride
Would conclude in calamity?
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see...
Boone: I'd be a hero, but Jack will not let me
Because he's sure that he's in the know.
Hurley: I'm getting vertigo.
Why'd I have to win the -
Boone: Nothing I do matters...
Hurley: - dumb lottery?

Kate: Sawyer, I killed a man.
Now the one I love is dead.
I wish it was me instead.
Sun and Jin: We are both Korean and
We cannot understand a thing you say.
Michael: Walter, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry.
You bum me out because you didn't miss me.
Walt: Vincent's gone, Vincent's gone,
And my dad keeps getting madder.

Charlie: I hate that my drugs are gone.
Jack: I know that I'm a hunk
And I think that Boone is bunk.
Claire: I am really pregnant. This baby is
Gonna finally pop out of me any day.
Sawyer: Freckles, oooooh, (Sun: I wonder if Jin knows?) caught you in a lie,
But I will keep your secret if you just kiss me.

Hurley: I know the numbers on that map are evil, man.
Danielle: I'm uncouth! I'm uncouth!
And I killed my whole gang.
Sayid: Oh, look, electric lighting!
This woman is frightening me...
Sawyer: We can't stay.
Kate: No, we should stay.
Jin: No, we can't stay.
Locke: No, we should stay.
Michael: No, we can't stay.
Walt: No, we should stay - wait, better go...

Locke: I'm just an old guy. Nobody trusts me.
Everyone Else: He's just a man whose dad stole his kidney.
Sawyer: I shot a bear but they still yell at me.
Sayid: Crazy French lady, oh, will you let me go?
Pilot: The monster! No!
Felled Boar: I ran a bit too slow.
Jin: Let me go!
Kate: The monster!
Vincent: Where did that Walt kid go?
Charlie: Let her go!
Shannon: The monster!
Polar Bear: I ought to find some snow...
Claire: Let him go!
The Others: That kid's ours, you know.
Walt: Let me go!
Perplexed (But Enthusiastic) Viewers: What a crazy show!
The Island: They should go...
Enthusiastic (But Perplexed) Viewers: No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Michael: Oh, there must be a -
Jin: There must be a -
Michael and Jin: - way to get off if we row.
Charlie: I'm in Drive Shaft, and You All Everybody was such a hit for me!

Marshall: So you think you're a hero and have a good eye?
So nice of you to shoot me and leave me to die!
Shannon: I'm lazy
And my step-brother's crazy.
Michael, Jin and Sawyer: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Michael, Jin and Sawyer: This raft's kind of tattered.
Hope it's sea-worthy.
Castaways: Our lives have been shattered.
Fulfilled Viewers: But you make us gladder
Each week...

Everyone: Hear the ocean wind blow...

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Warren Baker - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Bravo! I'm a late comer to the Lost saga, missed the entire first season, but I feel very well informed with your parody. Especially since I've been hooked the last two seasons. Love the conversational bits. Very clever.
Bilbopooh - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren! :D I was kinda late to the LOST party too; really wanted to watch from the beginning but working nights and faulty technology combined forces to thwart me. I'm so glad I caught up; it's been a fantastic ride!
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Bilbopooh - You nailed this one down - a few hiccups in the pacing but I won't ding you on that. I love everthing lost but like Trek I do not collect memorabilia. And as for Trek conventions I wouldn't be caught dead at one. My family has bought presents for me that include a Trek radio that looks like a shuttle and a Borg coffee cup. After that I asked them not to waste the money on these items. I only like to watch the stuff. I so loved all of the "coincidents" on Lost. Fine job. Definate 5 material.
Bilbopooh - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it, Guy! Hiccup-wise, my least favorite line is the Drive Shaft one; I tweaked that to death but somehow could never quite get it to work the way I wanted it to... I confess I've got a couple of LOST figures - and a Spock bobblehead... ;)

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