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Song Parodies -> "Believe In Him Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Believe In Him Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

This is written from the perspective of a young boy who still wants to believe in Santa Claus, for reasons known only to him. He spends the days leading up to Christmas looking for the *real* Santa Claus. Twas the week before Christmas.....

Is this the real guy?
Is this just Santa-sy?
Thought I may have spied
Some elastic on bearded piece
Boy on lap cries, guy looks to the skies, yells "Pee!"
Oh my that poor boy, he got no sympathy
Because that Santa dude really blows; bogus guy, bogus joe
Santa at the mall blows, but the real one matters to me, where's he?

Santa...must find the man
Most folks say that he is dead, just a legend so they said
Santa, he's the only one
Knows what I need the most on Christmas day
Santa, where are you?
Haven't seen me pout or cry
And I'll go out again to look tomorrow
Merry one, jolly one, and I think he's real, he matters

Too late, it's Christmas Eve
Get shivers down my spine as the wind begins to whine
Goodnight everybody, my spirit's low
Gotta leave the mall behind and face the truth
Santa, where are you? (Tried to call the North Pole)
Guess you were a lie
Must find, but I've never seen you at all

[Guitar solo, as the boy tries to go to sleep, when suddenly...]

I see a little pillow-bellied red suit man
On the roof, on the roof! Do I spy me some reindeer?
Like a bolt of lightning, very scary, fright'ning me!
(Where did they go?) Where did they go?
(Then he said "Whoa!") Then he said "Whoa!"
To the one whose nose did glow
Oh what a sho-o-o-o-ow...
I'm looking for toys, then something touched me!
"Who do you look for?" boomed a voice heartily!
Larger than life; like a mon-ster, dear me...

Santa's real? Is it so? I believe it's so!
A thrilla! Oh! His eyes they twinkle so! (All aglow)
So chilla! His cheeks so apropos (Like a rose)
It's killa! It's like a cherry, oh (Yes, his nose)
Little mouth so droll (Like a bow)
Beard on chin, ho, ho! (White as sno-o-o-oow)
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
(Oh Santa Kringle, Santa Kringle!) Santa Kringle now I know!
I'm in the club of the people who have spied with glee, hee-hee, San-ty!

So you're real, you have shown me, I'll bid you bye-bye
And my wish I have told you, so will you comply?
Oh Santa, please do this for me, Santa!
I never will pout, and never will I shout all year...

Oh yeah, oh yeah
See, it really matters
Asked him, yes, could he:
Make my sister better?
Now my sister's better, is she

Only me and him know......


And you thought he wanted a Playstation3.....;-)

Merry Christmas to all, and you all: Am I Right!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   14

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Jack Wilson - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5s!
Old Man Ribber - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
All I can say for this is "Thanks Blackjack and Merry Christmas!"
TJC - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful deer-jerking Christmas gem, Blackjack... love the ending!
Merry Fiddlegirl - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
LOLed At "Santa-sy", and didn't stop till the end. Thought the whole "operatic" part was masterfully done! My *new* favorite of yours :D
Andy Primus - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job. Fave line = elastic
I liked the ending as well, but better at what? Better than him on the Playstation3?
PS - who have you been upsetting now? I see you've picked up some 1's. I can understand 1's in funny/overall if someone really hated it (or you) that much, but a 1 for pacing - perhaps they tried singing it to the tune of Killer Queen or one of their others!
blackjack21 - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Jack: My favorite one-word comment, thanks.
OMR: All I can say is "You're welcome and Happy New Year!"
TJC: Thanks, glad you liked.
Merry FG: Thanks, glad you found a new fave!
Andy: Better at doing chores for her brother I think. ;-) Just my turn to get 1's I guess. Bah humbug!
Warren Baker - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Two opus's in one brain hurts! But it hurts so good. Here's 5 Advils...
AFW - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Heartfelt story
blackjack21 - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Warren, I feel your pain.....Thanks AFW.
Tommy Turtle - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, and got murdered on pacing when I tried to do it anyway, but I enjoyed every clause. :-D ... and how did you tick off the Unabomber this time? sheesh. Three more Fives to offset whoever.
Mark Scotti - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy1k - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Blackjack - sorry I missed it yesterday as my computer wervice was down. Great Christmas tune.
blackjack21 - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
TT: Thanks for the offset, hard to say what sets off the one-bombs.

Mark: You gotta believe, THANKS!!!

Timmy 1k: Thanks, and that *wervice* can be twicky sometimes. ;-)
mia_the_feline - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Awwwwwwwwwww.... How sweet...! :')

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