Song Parodies -> Nutritional Rhapsody
| Original Song Title: | "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nutritional Rhapsody" |
| Parody Written by: | Warren Baker |
Looks like a gazillion parodies of this song on this site. Now, a gazillion and one. Daigneau came up with our song hero's ubiquitous name.
Here comes my appetite.
I'm feeling hun-gry
Don't mind the calories
Cos this meat tastes so good to me
Open the can,
My taste buds demand a treat
I'm just a white bread,
I don't eat healthfully,
Because I love it fried, love it broiled,
Noodles plain, noodles oiled,
Take me to a food store
Where there is Hormel meat for me
For me
Mama,
I love my spam,
Served cold or add some heat,
I adore that pseudo meat
Mama,
Lunch has just begun,
Let's pop the tab, and eat without delay.
Mama, ooh,
I've got a large supply,
If you need more, don't feel you'll need to borrow
Have some fun,
Eat a ton.
It'll never make you fatter.
Too late,
This can is gone
Sends ripples through my soul
For it filled a spamless hole
Listen now, everybody,
It's time you know,
Less sodium is crap, and that's the truth.
Mama, ooh,
I don't want some pie,
If I want sweets I'd get a myself a doughnut
(operetta)
Love the little mystery that sits inside a can
Slowly chew, slowly chew
Have your taste take a furlough.
Get a jolt through biting,
A little mayo you might need
(Little mayo)
Little mayo
(Little mayo)
Little mayo, little mayo and a roll
Magnifico
I'm just a spam whore
Nobody feeds me
(chorus)
He's just a spam whore looking kind of scraggily
Bring him some spam
And he'll go quietly.
Wanna taste,
Wanna snack,
Will you let me snack?
Sir Daigneau!
No, we will not let you snack.
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh spam on pita,
Spam on pita
Spam on pita, let me snack
Spam by the tub is a heaven I will seek for me, for me, for me
(rocker)
So you think I'm Hawaiian and that I eat poi
So you think I'm Hawaiian for the spam brings me joy.
Oh, baby,
I'm American, baby,
Just leave the spam out,
Leave the spam out with a beer
(cool down)
Nutrition never matters
Let me have my treat
Nutrition never matters
Nutrition never matters to me
With a little mayo.
(gong)
I'm feeling hun-gry
Don't mind the calories
Cos this meat tastes so good to me
Open the can,
My taste buds demand a treat
I'm just a white bread,
I don't eat healthfully,
Because I love it fried, love it broiled,
Noodles plain, noodles oiled,
Take me to a food store
Where there is Hormel meat for me
For me
Mama,
I love my spam,
Served cold or add some heat,
I adore that pseudo meat
Mama,
Lunch has just begun,
Let's pop the tab, and eat without delay.
Mama, ooh,
I've got a large supply,
If you need more, don't feel you'll need to borrow
Have some fun,
Eat a ton.
It'll never make you fatter.
Too late,
This can is gone
Sends ripples through my soul
For it filled a spamless hole
Listen now, everybody,
It's time you know,
Less sodium is crap, and that's the truth.
Mama, ooh,
I don't want some pie,
If I want sweets I'd get a myself a doughnut
(operetta)
Love the little mystery that sits inside a can
Slowly chew, slowly chew
Have your taste take a furlough.
Get a jolt through biting,
A little mayo you might need
(Little mayo)
Little mayo
(Little mayo)
Little mayo, little mayo and a roll
Magnifico
I'm just a spam whore
Nobody feeds me
(chorus)
He's just a spam whore looking kind of scraggily
Bring him some spam
And he'll go quietly.
Wanna taste,
Wanna snack,
Will you let me snack?
Sir Daigneau!
No, we will not let you snack.
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh spam on pita,
Spam on pita
Spam on pita, let me snack
Spam by the tub is a heaven I will seek for me, for me, for me
(rocker)
So you think I'm Hawaiian and that I eat poi
So you think I'm Hawaiian for the spam brings me joy.
Oh, baby,
I'm American, baby,
Just leave the spam out,
Leave the spam out with a beer
(cool down)
Nutrition never matters
Let me have my treat
Nutrition never matters
Nutrition never matters to me
With a little mayo.
(gong)
Originally published in the Blogging Baker: http://thebloggingbaker.blogspot.com/2009/08/nutritional-rhapsody.html Copyright 2009 Warren Baker
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Another good addition to BoRap parodies.
The pacing was off in a lot of spots, but where it was on, it was funny. Did you use a copy of the original lyrics or did you try to do it from memory? Because the content is awesome, it's just the pacing in some spots totally brought down the parody. 354.
I ditto SP. Exactly what I noticed. Very funny in spots, though.
Spam! Wonderful spam - spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Repeat five times.
Thanks for the feedback! As to the pacing, I did use the original lyric sheet. I took a little liberty with the pacing because the rhythm of words felt right at the time. I had to sing it back to myself to make sure I made the right call (much to wife's chagrin). BTW, I absolutely HATE spam.
Fiveity fives, fiveity fives!!!
I resent and respect this parody
Very funny parody, pacing a little rough. Lyrics can be incorrect sometimes, I usually listen to the song while I proofread on the preview screen. Little mayo and Spam on pita made good subs.
I for one, do appreciate this parody, due to the fact of my really good parody writing skills, I have attempted this one, and found it quite difficult to do. So, I voted 5 for funny, 4 for pacing, and 5 for overall, excellent job Warren!! :-)
That was yummy!
I thought I'd give you something completely different, Pie'thon!
BJ21, everything sounds better in the shower, but not always on paper (sigh).
WCJ, I much appreciate your appreciation.
And Anaïs, would you like to finish your dining experience with a waafer thin mint...it is only waafer thin.
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