Song Parodies -> Camp Grenada Rhapsody
| Original Song Title: | "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Camp Grenada Rhapsody" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
As moving as Allan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" was (;-))....musically, it lacked a certain...gravitas. Step up, Freddie and the boys!
This is my real plight..
This is my earnest plea
Stuck at this campsite
No escape; abject misery
Little Joe Spi-
-vy caught poison i-ivyyyy!
I'm just a small boy, begging for sympathy
It's true I'm feelin' glum, feelin' low
Little guy, on his own
Camp Grenada sure blows
And it's freakin' always rain-ing
Rain-ing....
Muddah...please understand
There's so much I have to tell
'Bout this summer camp from hell
Faddah...I have not yet swum
Because there's alligators in the lake
Muddah...ooooooh
The malaria is rife
My bunkmate might not be alive tomorrow
Please read on, please read on
Coz this could be my last letter....
Oh great! It's time for lunch
I think that I'll abstain;
Leonard Skinner has ptomaine
Say hi to my bruddah, and let him know
If I croak he gets my toys and football boots
Faddah...oooooh ( I won't eat the tacos)
I have got pinkeye
A thrush-like itch, di'rrhea and swollen balls
I saw a grizzled silhouetto of a bear!
Scary bouche*, scary bouche! How deep would those damn fangs go?
Dodging bolts of lightning
When I go out hiking....sheesh!
Jeffrey Hardy (searching party) Jeffrey Hardy (searching party)
Jeffrey Hardy: where'd he go? (Nobody know-ow-ow-ows!)
I'm just a small boy; coun-cell-ors hate me
I'm just a small boy they enjoy torturing
Save me and I'll stop my tomfoolery!
In my bunk, there's a roach; looks like the head coach
ULYSSES! Yo, the head coach is psycho (he's psycho!)
NO SISSIES! The head coach is psycho (he's wacko)
ULYSSES! A pedophile fo' sho'! (a pedo!)
Will not let us go (stole our clothes!)
He wears lederhose (leather leather lederhose!)
No no no no no no NO!
Oh muddahfuddahmuddahfaddahmuddahfaddah bring me home!
I even would..let Aunt Bertha hug and french kiss me!
Kiss me!!
KISS MEEEEEEE!!!!
Wait a minute...outside, something's catching my eye
Wait a minute...the sun's beaming down in the sky-y-y!
No....raining!
Guys are swimming and sailing!
They're playing baseball; they're having a ball, yessiree-ah!
Disregard this letter...
Muddah, faddah, please...
Things are looking better
Disregard this letter...from me
(Who pee'd in my bunk, though?)
This is my earnest plea
Stuck at this campsite
No escape; abject misery
Little Joe Spi-
-vy caught poison i-ivyyyy!
I'm just a small boy, begging for sympathy
It's true I'm feelin' glum, feelin' low
Little guy, on his own
Camp Grenada sure blows
And it's freakin' always rain-ing
Rain-ing....
Muddah...please understand
There's so much I have to tell
'Bout this summer camp from hell
Faddah...I have not yet swum
Because there's alligators in the lake
Muddah...ooooooh
The malaria is rife
My bunkmate might not be alive tomorrow
Please read on, please read on
Coz this could be my last letter....
Oh great! It's time for lunch
I think that I'll abstain;
Leonard Skinner has ptomaine
Say hi to my bruddah, and let him know
If I croak he gets my toys and football boots
Faddah...oooooh ( I won't eat the tacos)
I have got pinkeye
A thrush-like itch, di'rrhea and swollen balls
I saw a grizzled silhouetto of a bear!
Scary bouche*, scary bouche! How deep would those damn fangs go?
Dodging bolts of lightning
When I go out hiking....sheesh!
Jeffrey Hardy (searching party) Jeffrey Hardy (searching party)
Jeffrey Hardy: where'd he go? (Nobody know-ow-ow-ows!)
I'm just a small boy; coun-cell-ors hate me
I'm just a small boy they enjoy torturing
Save me and I'll stop my tomfoolery!
In my bunk, there's a roach; looks like the head coach
ULYSSES! Yo, the head coach is psycho (he's psycho!)
NO SISSIES! The head coach is psycho (he's wacko)
ULYSSES! A pedophile fo' sho'! (a pedo!)
Will not let us go (stole our clothes!)
He wears lederhose (leather leather lederhose!)
No no no no no no NO!
Oh muddahfuddahmuddahfaddahmuddahfaddah bring me home!
I even would..let Aunt Bertha hug and french kiss me!
Kiss me!!
KISS MEEEEEEE!!!!
Wait a minute...outside, something's catching my eye
Wait a minute...the sun's beaming down in the sky-y-y!
No....raining!
Guys are swimming and sailing!
They're playing baseball; they're having a ball, yessiree-ah!
Disregard this letter...
Muddah, faddah, please...
Things are looking better
Disregard this letter...from me
(Who pee'd in my bunk, though?)
* bouche (fr): mouth
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Extremely clever and funny, not something I would ever have expected to see put together - Allan Sherman and Queen
Kristof - What a wonderful collision of two great OSes that just scream to be made into a parody. You got me to LOL a few times. Brilliant word play and spot on entertaining. No waste of time reading this, for sure. Too bad the site got a late start today because of the misssed scripting for the posting of new entries - you'll just have to enter this in a comp to get it the exposure that it so rightfully deserves.
Bravo! The original was to the tune of Ponchielli's "Dance Of The Hours." I like this even better. ;D
masterpiece...my fave of the day
Very entertaining, and pretty accurate if I remember my camp days. 555
There's a word right in the OS itself that describes this...what was it now? Ah! Yes...
MAGNIFICO!!
This is 555 and a must-read. The part about the bear made me laugh.
MAGNIFICO!!
This is 555 and a must-read. The part about the bear made me laugh.
Lord Kristof, glad to see you made with your 'Kilt' still in place, Sir !!
Sound like you had more troubles than, "Home Alone"...and not a happy camper
Fantastically Kleverof mash-up, sir!
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