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Song Parodies -> "Eat Mor Chikin / We Are The Chickens"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions"

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Parody Song Title:

"Eat Mor Chikin / We Are The Chickens"

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The Lyrics

Chick-fil-A is a fast-food chicken restaurant that has been using the "Eat Mor Chikin" cows in their advertising since 1995. It has been one of the most successful and long-running ad series in history and has won numerous awards. But I think the chickens of the world are getting a little fed up with the cows and the little cluckers have their say here:

Bloody us, you cows
Makin' big noise playin’ on T-V
Gonna get your hide tanned some day
You got cud on your face
And we get chased
"Chikin Mor" plan, forever disgrace

Sign says:
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”

Ugly you, the cows, man, lard can
Toutin’ our white meat
Gonna change all to birds some day
You got spuds on your plate
Fried chicken’s great
Pluckin’ our feathers all over the place

“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Stop it!
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”

Buddy we’ve been sold man, your plan
Pleadin’ with the guys
Gonna get the ten piece today
Ya get bucket you say
Chick-en's great
Told 'em we’re better meat to pack onto their plates!

“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Dead, we’re bloody!
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Not right!


We’ve paid your dues
Slime, beefy slime
We’ve done the sentence
You’ve committed the crime
And Bird Flu fakes
We’ve tried a few
We've had to bear your sham "Chikin" campaign
While you just moo!

We are the chickens, sly "friends"
And yes, we’re all frightened at this trend
We’re being beaten
We’re being eaten
Oh finger lickin’
Don't eat all the chickens
Of the world

Because of you cows
Our poor numbers fall
Cows got the fame and fortune and chickens paid the dues for it
I’d shank you all
But it’s time we turn the tables
You’ll pay your dues
Just consider it a challenge of war from your chicken pals
And your blood will ooze

And we are the chickens, sly "friends"
And we’ll keep on fighting till you end
We’re being kicked and
We’re being stricken
Now buying Lugers
Cows flee all the chickens
You’ll get yours

We are the chickens, sly "friends"
And we'll keep on flying till the end
Oh, we will not take it
We will not fake it
So, rocket launchers
Decree all the chickens...

You want fries with that?

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Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
What the cluck?? ;D
Andy Primus - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Finger lickin' good
Fiddlegirl - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
What kind of demented, twisted mind would think of an idea like th... Oh, wait. BJ21. *That* explains it! ;) Absolutely ROFL hilarious!
alvin - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...great concept
Nonamer - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Makes me hungry :) Good one! :D 5/5
Christie Marie M - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Clucking-ly hilarious! This message about cows and chickens gets the point across. I go to Florida every 4 months and there's so much Chick-fil-a restaurants everywhere, but I never got to eat there. Here's 5 Chicken Sandwiches, 5 Chicken Nuggets, and 5 Chicken Strips!
blackjack21 - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Old Man Ribber – My sentiments exactly. ;-D

Andy Primus – Thanks, you made Colonel Sanders proud.

Fiddlegirl – Demented? Twisted? What about just plain crazy? Thanks. :-D

alvin – Thanks, hilarious is one of my favorite comments.

Nonamer – Glad you liked it, get the 10-piece bucket. Thanks for v/c!

Christie Marie M – Another hilarious comment, thank you. Wow, thanks for all the food, pass some up to Nonamer. ;-)
Michael Pacholek - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry it took me so long to find this one, but it was quite a-moo-sing.

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