Bloody us, you cows
Makin' big noise playin’ on T-V
Gonna get your hide tanned some day
You got cud on your face
And we get chased
"Chikin Mor" plan, forever disgrace

Sign says:
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”

Ugly you, the cows, man, lard can
Toutin’ our white meat
Gonna change all to birds some day
You got spuds on your plate
Fried chicken’s great
Pluckin’ our feathers all over the place

“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Stop it!
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”

Buddy we’ve been sold man, your plan
Pleadin’ with the guys
Gonna get the ten piece today
Ya get bucket you say
Chick-en's great
Told 'em we’re better meat to pack onto their plates!

“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Sick’ning!
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Dead, we’re bloody!
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
“Eat Mor, Eat Mor Chikin”
Not right!

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We’ve paid your dues
Slime, beefy slime
We’ve done the sentence
You’ve committed the crime
And Bird Flu fakes
We’ve tried a few
We've had to bear your sham "Chikin" campaign
While you just moo!

We are the chickens, sly "friends"
And yes, we’re all frightened at this trend
We’re being beaten
We’re being eaten
Oh finger lickin’
Don't eat all the chickens
Of the world

Because of you cows
Our poor numbers fall
Cows got the fame and fortune and chickens paid the dues for it
I’d shank you all
But it’s time we turn the tables
You’ll pay your dues
Just consider it a challenge of war from your chicken pals
And your blood will ooze

And we are the chickens, sly "friends"
And we’ll keep on fighting till you end
We’re being kicked and
We’re being stricken
Now buying Lugers
Cows flee all the chickens
You’ll get yours

We are the chickens, sly "friends"
And we'll keep on flying till the end
Oh, we will not take it
We will not fake it
So, rocket launchers
Decree all the chickens...