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Song Parodies -> "Ewe, My Best Friend"

Original Song Title:

"You're My Best Friend"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ewe, My Best Friend"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Mary had a little lamb, and then they both grew older.
Ooo. you give me bleat
whenever this world is rough to me
It's you, you're wool, I see
Ooo, you're so soft to me, now, sheepy

Ooo, you give me bleat
You're the best friend
that I ever had
You went with me to the school, dear
You're my soft toy -

And I want you to know
That you're soft and cool -
I really like you
Ewe - my best friend!

Ooo, you give me bleat -
We've been wandering round
And we still go together
In rain or shine
You've been with me, sheep
I'm happy, happy at home
Ewe, my best friend!

You're the soft one
When I need hug so bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my cutest one
And I love
That warm wool you grow -
Ewe, my best friend!

Ooo, you give me bleat!
I'm happy, happy at home
Ewe my best friend!
Ewe, my best friend
Ooo, you give me bleat
Ooo, ewe, my best friend!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Christie Marie M - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewe's must be a girl's best friend. Nice creativity and imagination in your lyrics. Yeah, I also imagined how Mary and her little lamb would be like when they're grown up. Bleating 555's your way. "Baa baa baa baa baa."
Mark Scotti - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my favorite Queen songs, and there's nothing Baaaaaaaad about it!!
Tim Hall - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice and touchy-feely!

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