Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Lost by a landslide
No escape from reality

Opened my eyes
Made me realize and see

I made a poor choice
I got no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little fast, little slow
Anyway, the polls blow
Overnight disaster for me
For me

'Bama, just killed my hope
Put a gun against my dream
Pulled the trigger, I could scream

'Bama, life had just begun
But now you've gone and blown it all away

'Bama, ooo
Didn't want to see you win
If I'm not back again next time to face you
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really happened

Too late, the time was wrong
Sent shivers down my spine
Katie Couric messed my mind
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta send back all those clothes and go regroup

'Bama, ooo - (anyway, the polls blow)
Didn't want to lose
I sometimes wish I'd never been picked at all

I hear a rustle emanating from the bush
Scare a moose, scare a moose, will you shoot the damn shotgun
Following Dick Cheney - very very draining me

What a KO, what a KO,
What a KO, What a KO,
What a KO, thank you, Joe - and thanks to O'

And I'm just a hot milf but nobody loves me
She's just a hot milf with a strange family
Spare her from heading to obscurity

Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Wasilla! No - we will not let you go - let her go
Wasilla! We will not let you go - let her go
Wasilla! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Obama-Biden, 'Bama-Biden, 'Bama-Biden let me know
Election night dealt a devil of a blow to me
To me
To me

So you think you can trounce me and spit in my eye
So you think you can beat me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get up - just gotta get right up and cheer

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really happened
I'll be back, you'll see
Nothing really happened - nothing really happened to me

Anyway, the polls blow...