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Song Parodies -> "That's My Breast, Man"

Original Song Title:

"You're My Best Friend"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"That's My Breast, Man"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm sorry, I'm sorry--but I always find these kind of stories funny, and I haven't done one on breast--Weenie on a Hot Bun's follow up, check me out at
Ooo, let's go get Chicken
We'll drive on down to the K.F.C.
The sides, they'll satisfy me
Ooo, it smells so grand, looks crispy
Ooo, we'll soon have chicken

Let's get home man, I wanna chow
It feels like were driving a long time
I need to dine
Although waiting blows we will soon eat that food
No crumbs we'll exclude
Need to eat man. . .

Ooo, I open the door
Soon it will all be downed
Turn that T.V. on too
What's yours, what's mine--we'll split it that's fine
Let's clean off the bones
Start to eat, man

Ooo, it's tasting so good
I feel the biscuits filling my belly
I hope that it is understood
Ooo, I get all the breast now buddy
Ooo, you can have the rest

Saw you grab one, you're gonna be sad
Turns out it may be the only
It's the ONLY ONE. . .
And I don't want wings
I do not eat the thighs, what'd you do
That's my breast, man

Ooo, You made me so mad

Get out of my home
Ate my breast, man

Aww, Aww
Was my breast, man
Ooo, I cannot forgive
Ooo, That's my breast, man
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Short and sweet. I'd be pissed too if somebody touched by breast, I would let them touch my legs, and my thighs, but keep your grubby little hands of my breast.
Agrimorfee - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Silly stuff. But it certainly is the best part of the bucket (though KFC has lost it's charm for me,,,rather get Popeye's mild).
SFOvotrix - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
ohh, Bwana, . . . He like'em only white meat, eh?? Oh, Sir B+A+D, Hold me, Squeeze me, let me feel surrounded by your strong chest !!
Peregrin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Hot damn, Dave! There's nothing better than some breast swith gravy on them ;-p
Meriadoc - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I like the thighs myself. Yummy parody.
Below Average Dave - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Everybody, fun to write:)

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