he keeps enamel and bondo
in his little cabinet
"open up wide", he says
"soon you will be in my debt"
he knows the remedy
if he finds a cavity
and soon its time for excavation
the motor whines

teeth rot from food you et
torture is what you get
extraordinary device

he's a drillin' fiend
just came to get 'em cleaned
but sit tight..cause you're gonna scream
guaranteed a hole, he'll find...every time
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you'll ache a bit and maybe cry...wanna die ?

to avoid excitation...he'll dope you up to ease your stress
his motivation...to make your bank account much less
he says you'll feel finer...the operation's minor
here's the thing about dentistry...its such an awful time

once used plaster of paris
but that was really a big mess
these days they are more precise

he's a drillin' fiend
just came to get 'em cleaned
but sit tight..cause you're gonna scream
guaranteed a hole, he'll find...every time
recommended by this guy
you'll ache a bit and maybe cry
wanna die ?

drop of a hat
you get laughin' gas
turns you into pussycat
calms the scarily drillin' action
temporarily, you relax
but later it will drive you wild...wild
he's out to get you

he's a drillin' fiend
just came to get 'em cleaned
but sit tight..cause you're gonna scream
guaranteed a hole, he'll find...every time
recommended by this guy
you'll ache a bit and maybe cry
wanna die ?...wanna die ?