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Song Parodies -> "Oui, Stu! We Do Fondue"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Oui, Stu! We Do Fondue"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Those French are SO arrogant. I go into a French restaurant, give Jon (the chef) some free advice on how to cook a fondue, and he ignores me. Sheesh!................................................(youtube of Original Song here)
Hungry as a horse
wanna cheese course
start to get dismayed
then I see a small French cafe

I descend the staircase
at breakneck pace
"Do you do cheese fondue in this place?"

(he says)
"Oui, Stu. We do fondue."
"Oui, Stu. We do fondue."

Can you put some gruyere
in there
with some emmenthal
and then slowly...warm up the bowl?

The chef gives me a glare
with nose in air
Then he adjusts his

"WE do real cool fondue!"
"WE do real cool fondue!"

Jon, don't be alarmed dude
can't you...
see I helpfully
wanna give you my recipe?

I get egg on my face
big disgrace
that Jonny really puts me back
into my place

"Jon do fondue! NOT YOU!"
"Jon do fondue! NOT YOU!"

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Total Votes: 16

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Jason - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Cheesy, but in a tasty way! 555
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
At first I thought this was another John Barry I Put A Spell On You massacre. I was wrong. :)
Phil Alexander - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Fondue=affectionate sheep?
Ann Hammod - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
what Jason said
Jack Wilson - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This was AWESOME!a Oui Stu,Three fives for you
alvin - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
howlingly funny
Below Average Dave ( - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice French Spin Stu. Agri, I would not be surprised to see him do "Fondue" as a theme to Spell . . .Very interesting Stu. . . Tu es manger le Fondue!
Rick C - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
For some reason, Stu and cheese seem like an odd combination but, your parody is fun to sing along to the OS with. 555
Kristof Robertson - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
And you say I come up with mad title subs!! Very original, and stupendously silly. Yeh! 555
Dee Range - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This must have been a fun do...and I bet you laughed all the time it took you to do it. I lmao all the way through.
John Jenkins - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Those annoying French chefs always have to be frank, don't they? Very good title and parody.
Guy - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah to be frank the French are always acting gay like that. I guess that is why they call it "Gay Par-ee". Why don't you do a sequel of the French Stu-ges. Heh heh. Love it Stu. 5 Francs. Oh that's right they went to Euros. I can't afford 5 Euros so it will have to be Francs.
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jason, Ag, Phil, Ann, Jack, alvin, Dave, Rick and Kristof

thanks Dee - yes I did cack myself when I came up with the title line, and then kept cacking myself pretty much all the way through - I guess basically we're all just trying to amuse ourselves aren't we? :-)

thanks JJ - this is my second or third French restaurant parody, so I must have a fixationne or something

thanks Guy :-)
McKludge - October 11, 2008 - Report this comment
How'd I miss this last time around? Have some gooey, drippy fives.

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