Danny:

Is this the real life?
is this just fantasy?
nick ending my show
oh how could they do this to me?

open your eyes
look up to the skies and see

I'm just a ghost boy
ending at season three
but I have so many fans who don't
want me to have to go
i agree with them so let my show live past season three season three

*******

Danny:

Tucker they've killed our show
ending it at season three
it's the end for you and me
Tucker life had just begun
but now they've gone and thrown us all away

Tucker Oooo didn't mean to make you cry
might not be back on nick this time tomorrow
the morons the morons
saving this show really matters!

*******

Danny:

Too late our times have come
sends shivers down my spine
nick ends good shows all the time
goodbye everybody i've got to go
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Fellas Oooo (fans: we don't want you to go!)
i don't wanna die don't wanna be the next big nicktoon to fall

*******

(operatic verse)

Danny:

I see a giant silohuetto of a man

Sam & Tucker:
it's your dad it's your dad
messing with the ghost portal

Sam Tucker & Danny:

it is very likely we won't live past season three!

Sam:

don't end the show!

Danny:

don't end the show!

Sam:

don't end the show!

Danny:

don't end the show!

Sam & Danny:

don't end the show no please no!

Tucker:

don't wanna go!

Danny:

I'm just a ghost boy
nick sure don't love me!

Sam & Tucker:

he's just a ghost boy from a weird family
one of the best doggone shows on tv!

Nickelodeon Manager:

easy come easy go
now to end your show

Danny:

Bismillah! no! you will not end my show!

Nickelodeon:

yes we will!

Danny:

you will not! you will not end my show!

Nickelodeon:

yes we will!

Danny:

it's my show you will not end my show!

Nickelodeon:

yes we will!

Danny:

will not end my show!

Nickelodeon:

yes we will!

Danny:

will not end my show!

Nickelodeon:

oh yes we will!


Sam Tucker & Danny:

no no no no no no no

Jack:

oh mama mia mama mia mama mia man that's hot!

Jack Maddie Jazz Vlad Sam Tucker & Danny:

Beelzebub has a devil of a time with nick
with nick with nick

*******

(heavy metal verse)

(Jack Maddie Jazz Vlad Sam Tucker & Danny all start headbanging to loud rock music)

Danny:

So you think you can end me and spit in my eye?
so you think you can air me and leave me to die?

Jack Maddie Jazz Vlad Sam Tucker & Danny:

Woah morons!
you ain't nothin' but morons!
just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here!

(slow music)

Sam & Tucker:

waah! waah! this stinks!

Danny:

saving this show matters!
i don't wanna be don't wanna be canceled
after only seasons of three

i do not want to go!