Is this the real life
Too good for parody
Caught in the crossfire
No escape from Richard Cheney
Attorney's eyes
He almost shot out, you see
He's badly injured, he needs an ambulance
Because he's been shot at, in the face
Accident, big disgrace
Anyway the quail fly, doesnt really matter to Dick,
To Dick

Cheney just shot a man
Aimed a gun t'wards grass real tall
Pulled the trigger, saw him fall
Cheney, quail had just flown up
But there was an attorney in the way
Harry, ooo-ooo-ooo-ooooo
Didn't mean to pepper you
I had no idea that you were right there
So sorry, so sorry, can't believe that this has happened

Too late, he fired his gun
Sprayed pellets on his side
Pierced him right though his old hide
Mr. Harry Whittington, I'm so sorry
Gotta leave you all behind and hide from press
Harry ooo-ooo-ooo-oooo (anyway the quail fly)
Dont want you to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never met you at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Hunting quail, hunting quail, doesnt have the propper permit
Big shotguns while hunting, in high grass he's frightening me
Twenty-eight guage (twenty-eight guage)
Twenty-eight guage (twenty-eight guage)
Twenty-eight guage lock and load (he did not know)
But he's just a lawyer and nobody loves them
He's just a lawyer from a rich family
Spare him his life, they wont sue for money
Quail covey in the air , someone standing there
Easy shot! No, there's someone standing there (standing there)
Easy shot! There's someone standing there (standing there)
Easy shot! There's someone standing there (standing there)
Someone standing there (standing there)
Someone standing there (standing there)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mr. Cheney, Mr. Cheney, Vice President of U. S.
Game Warden man has a warning written up for thee, for thee, for thee

So you think you shoot him almost in the eye
So you think you can maim him and he will not die
Oh Richard, can't do this to me Richard
Just gotta get help, just gotta get to the hospital

Harry's not at fault here
Anyone can see
Harry's not at fault here, only one at fault here is me
Anyway the quail fly