Song Parodies -> "Nickelodeon's Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Nickelodeon's Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

nick should bring back their older shows such as "KaBlam!" "The Angry Beavers" "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" "Doug" "Cousin Skeeter" "GUTS" "Legends Of The Hidden Temple" "Rocko's Modern Life" and "Stick Stickley" but i still like to watch "Spongebob" "Fairly OddParents" "Jimmy Neutron" "Drake & Josh" and "Avatar" well lets see 9 against 5 yeppers the old nickelodeon has the new nickelodeon beat so i say still air "SBSP" "FOP" "JN" "D&J" and "ATLAB" but bring back your older shows too

Is this the real life?
is this just fantasy?
nick going downhill
oh how could they do this to me?

i sure miss "GUTS"
now i'll kick your butts you fiends

i'm just a sad boy your new shows are lousy
the only ones that i like are "Spongebob" and "Avatar"
"FOP" and "JN" "D&J" and "The X's" X's

*******

Mama they've killed a show
the replacement is so dumb
they are run by stupid bums
mama gonna get a gun and
force them to show their old
shows today

mama Ooo now i am gonna cry
"The Angry Beavers" won't be on tommorow
the morons the morons they're old shows
were so funny

*******

too late now "Doug" is done
sends shivers down my spine
now it's just a waste of time
goodbye "Cousin Skeeter" it
had to go had to leave us all
behind to face the truth

mama Ooo (Rocko's Modern Life)
these shows can't just die you bet
i wish they'd never been canned
at all

*******

(operatic verse)

I see a little silhouetto of a stick
Henry June Henry June and now
even rocko "Oh Yeah! Cartoons"
is gone very very saddening me
"Action League Now!" ("Action League Now!")
"Action League Now!" ("Action League Now!")
"Action League Now!" figaro why did it go?
i'm just a sad boy and nick hates me
he's just a sad boy nick hates his family
spare him his life from this monstrosity
bring them back! your old shows all of your old shows
bismillah! no! we won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
bismillah! we won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
bismillah! we won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
won't air our old shows!
oh you're old shows!
no no no no no no no!
oh nickelodeon nickelodeon
bring back all of your old shows!
the stick stickley oh how i miss
stick stickley stickley stickley

*******

(hard rock verse)

So you think you can get rid of your older shows?
so you think you can air them and then just say no?
oh fellas can't do this to me fellas i wanna watch
"Legends Of The Hidden Temple"

*******

(slow music)

waaah! waaah! waaah! waaah!

your old shows were better anyone can see
your old shows were funny your old shows
were funny to me

bring back all your old shows!...

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Christie Marie M - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

I read all of the Nickelodeon Rhapsodies in this site. How depressing! I also miss The Angry Beavers as much as you do. I miss Are You Afraid of the Dark, Pete & Pete, Double Dare, Salute Your Shorts, and most of all, (wailing): I MISS NED'S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE AND I WANT IT BACK!!!! I WANT ALL THOSE SHOWS BACK!!! After reading your parody, forgive me for being such a drama queen. I feel your pain!

Dr Music - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

I love this song and I too loved Nickelodeon's old shows- they should bring back Muppet Babies. I do hope that they keep Drake and Josh though. But I think the channel that really let themselves go is Disney Channel- it used to be full of shows that were actually enjoyable but now it's just a bubblegum teenbop channel thanks to such atrocitiies as Thats So Raven, Hannah Montana, Wizards Of Waverly Place, Lizzie Mcguire and that over-hyed diasasterpiece High School Musical and it's utterly lame sequel. The worst thing about it is that almost every one of those untaleted teen hacks think they can sing and has moved to a singing career, they simply do not have any talent in them. Those teen morons simply do not understand that at all. And I echo Bill Hicks here when I say : "Here's the deal, folks. You do tv, - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another washed up loser at the captialist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a poo falling into my drink". Also whoever made High School Musical showed by bound and gagged and forced to watch his own hideous creation over and over again until he goes insane. Also now unfortunately Disney owns Saban which isn't fair because we loved those old Saban superhero shows like Power Rangers, Beetleborgs, Mystic Knights, VR Troopers, Masked Rider and Superhuman Samurai Squad. I hate that Saban is now owned by the Disney company now. Another thing I hate is the new Biker Mice series- it's nothing like the original series at all. I prefer the original Biker Mice series- i still have all the action figures from that series.

KIDS - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment

ONE TIME I WATCHED MADLIBS AND THEY WORE THEIR COLORS JACKETS AND THEY RAN INTO A PIZZA

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