-> "Killer Rack"
Original Song Title:
"Killer Queen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Killer Rack"
The Lyrics
She keeps a low-cut tight sweater ready for important days
Like church on Sundays or Mondays right through Saturdays
Heavin' and wig-a-lin', they look nice when jig-a-lin'
They're sending out an invitation you can't decline
Inspiring shock and awe
Who needs a Wonderbra?
Extraordinarily nice
It's a killer rack
She got cleavage, that's a fact
Can't deny that the girl is stacked
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
When she walks into the place
You may forget she has a face
Wanna try?
Can't avoid straining buttons, because her bosom's supersized
Men are dumbfounded when asked the color of her eyes
Causing a commotion, whenever she's in motion
And if you've high blood pressure take your meds or you could die...
Friends say she's acting just like Paris (naturally)
But she couldn't care less
A girl's gotta pay the rent!
It's a killer rack
She got cleavage, that's a fact
Can't deny that the girl is stacked
Guaranteed to sag in time
Anytime
When she walks into the place
You may forget she has a face
Yes, what you see, it's just what you'll get
You could hide your pussycat
Momentarily stricken speechless
Temporarily out of lines
They'll absolutely drive you wild
They'll put out your eyes
It's a killer rack
She got cleavage, that's a fact
Can't deny that the girl is stacked
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
When she walks into the place
You may forget she has a face
Wanna try?
Wanna try?
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