Kim Jung swaggers down the street,
with the town Pyong-Yang aglow
U.S. Sattelite-ory says
The tests are ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Is your seat ten miles away?
ten-nine-eight-blah three-two-one
let's let the bombs away

[BOOOOOOM]!

Another one tests a nuke
Another one tests a nuke
And another big bomb, and another war gone
Another one tests a nuke
Soon the south will get one too
When another one tests a nuke

Mullah's dancing, (whoops! that's banned)
underneath a mushroom cloud
Iran forgot to tell their folks
of something called fallout!

Israel's jaws are dropping
Once more they're persia's slave!
Let's hope their talk of nukes was real,
or else that God can save

Another one tests a nuke
Another one tests a nuke
When everything's said, will taiwan's be red?
Another one tests a nuke
Hitler almost acquired one!
Another one tests a nuke

Japan will make a cheaper bomb
and fewer defects will show
half the size and twice as fast,
and they'll make their bomb 'to go'
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for when
Mexico will test
Then deliver us an ultimatum:
Let our immigrants in or else!

Another one tests a nuke
Another one tests a nuke
And it ain't no fluke, Bush's Mini-Nuke
Another one tests a nuke
Several times we've lost one!
Another one tests a nuke...