-> "Crusader Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crusader Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
[Raymond de Tripoli]
Is this the crusade -
is this the Holy Land?
Caught in a nightmare
I can't really understand -
Confess your sins
the end of the king-
dom might be -
Lusignan's crowned, and he has no common sense
And now poor Baldwin's dead, Guy's the king
Saladin will cheer and sing
Anyway, the kingdom
is on the verge of catastrophe!
[Reynaud de Chatillon]
Mylord, I did break the truce
attacked on a caravan
slaughtered Muslims to last man
Mylord, war will sure begin
it is now the time to crush the infidel!
Mylord, o-o-o-o
now summon all your knights,
It's time to have the battle with Saladin
carry on, carry on, he's gone for Tiberias
[Guy de Lusignan]
March now, we will crush the foe
'Cause the Lord is on our side
unprepared we can now ride
Goodbye Jerusalem, we will cross desert -
even if we have no water nor supplies -
Hattin - o-o-o-o (in our throats the wind blows)
they are all over us
it seems we've fallen in a trap of Muslims...
[Gerard de Ridefort, Master of Temple]
I see a horde of Saracens to be slain
Deus vult! Deus vult! Couch your lances and go charging
Crossbow bolt and arrow piercing bone and marrow now!
Saladin-o [Saladin-o!] Saladin-o [Saladin-o!]
We want to get - now Tally Ho! -
[Balian d'Ibelin and Raymond de Tripoli]
We will lose the battle, this is oh so foretold
gather all my troops and charge with knights of household
Spare this kingdom from disaster of Hattin -
Close the ranks, protect flanks, now it's time to go -
[Saladin]
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go - let you go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let you go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let you go
Will not let you go - let you go
Will not let you go - let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
it's Ferengi, it's Ferengi, it's Ferengi now undone
Allah akhbar! Now the Christians are put aside for me, for me, for me -
[Saladin to Reynaud de Chatillon]
So you thought you can cheat me and spit in my eye -
Now think I'll behead you and leave you to die-
Oh Arnat! Now pay for your crimes, oh Arnat!
Just gotta slay you - just gotta slay you in name of God!
[Balian d'Ibelin]
Every man to arms!
Jerusalem's besieged!
Prepare for the last stand of city!
Hope king Richard will come!
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