-> "We Didn't Listen to the Prophet"
Original Song Title:
"Phrophet's Song"
Parody Song Title:
"We Didn't Listen to the Prophet"
Parody Written by:
Austin Post
The Lyrics
Oh Oh people of the earth,
Listen to the warning the president said
Beware the WMDs that gather here
I heard it from my old man!
I dreamed I saw on the courthouse stair
Spreading his hands on the multitude there
A man who denied a love gone stale
And ice cold hearts of republicans bare.
I watched as fear took Bill Clinton's gaze
Fear that Ken Starr would make him a grave
I see no day, I heard him say
And this next election I think we'll lose.
Oh Oh people of the earth
Didn't listen to the warning
Clinton he said
For soon the cold of night would fall
Summoned by Jeb's hand.
Oh Oh children of the land
Hurry up and end your life
Or die at Bush's hand
Fly oh fly, to Canada
Return here in ‘09
Bush told of death as a nuclear haze
Taking the lost and the unloved babe
Late too late if we don't invade
Saddam Hussein now counting his days.
From mother's love is the son estranged
Married his own, surprise he's gay!
Earth will shake in two will break
If America don't change its morals!
Oh Oh people of the earth
Listen to the warning John Kerry he said
But none did hear or mark his words
And kept with the shrub's plan!
Oh Oh --- and two by two Bush's human zoo
They'll be
Running from Saddam
Running from Saddam
Out of mustard gas haze!
Flee for your life
Who heed me not, let Bush's crap plan make you
Fear for your life
Deceive you not the greed of Cheney take you
Should death await you.
If God gave Bush trace to purge this place,
The war all around has been our fortune!
Oh Oh children of the land
Your protests are the answer, take my hand.
Bush's vision fades, a voice I hear
“Only four more years of Shrub-man!”
But still I fear and still I dare
Not laugh at the Shrub-man!
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