Aaaah - gluteus maximus so slight
Aaaah - there's no jumbo ass in sight
Aaaah - I'm gonna settle beyond doubt
Flat bottomed girls
Ain't got so much to shift around

Say!
I deny that skinny's bad
Think those big round girls are mad
Still have a life AND I can fit my jeanery
Sitting on their big fat fannies
How'll they look when they are grannies?
Forty's comin'! Rump's not a tad coy part of thee!

Weigh! Weigh!

Have one cream bun, it expands
To put out fires, on them you land
When you were walkin', I saw Tuesday start to sway!
Yet I can stand with back to wall
Crawl under fence to get a ball
I look backwards and can see my feet just fine

Ooooh! When you stand - takes all your might
Ooooh! When you walk your ass cheeks fight
Yoooou couldn't give more than you got
Impossible! The laws of physics might run 'ground
Flat bottomed girls, they have advantages, I've found

Splayed derriere...

Wow! - Your porkage is a-dome
Get Weight Watchers on the phone
My pert bum's no match for your convexity (no llano!)
Oh, butts like yours always floor us
Filled out like brontosaurus
Heap big woman you got a fundament X 3
Big split bits!

Ooooh! Your heinie blocks most line of sight (geez!)
Ooooh! Mine needs use of theodolite!
Yooours... from suit of armor, would pop out
Flat bottomed girls, yeah, our posterior's not round
Flat bottomed girls, ours don't make resonating sounds

Yours can park bikes inside!

Oooh yeah them flat bottomed girls
Flat bottomed girls
Min-i-mus
Nice and concave!
Flat bottomed girls
Less breasts?