Bush: I paid my dues,
Over again.
My father tried to,
Help all that he can.
He made mistakes,
And I made them too.
But we simply turned our other cheeks,
And we pulled through.
(So we have to go on, and on, and on, and on)

I am the President, my friends,
And I'll keep this white house till the end.
I am the President, I am the President,
No time for Texas,
Cause I am the President,
Of the World.

Gore: I don't believe,
the battle is done.
It brought me pain and torture and everything that goes with it,
Frankly I'm stunned
So what do I do now?
I'm so confused.
I really think this country's in a lot of trouble,
And I am too.
(We're gonna go down, and down, and down, and down)

I am the jack-ass, my friends,
And I was laughed right at till the end.
I am the jack-ass, I am the jack-ass,
No time for respect,
Cause I am the jack-ass,
Of the World.