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Song Parodies -> "Atkins Diet Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Atkins Diet Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
A collaborative parody experiment from the messageboard by Rick Duncan, Leo Jay, Meriadoc, Claude Prez, Phil Alexander, and Johnny D. (P.S. Claude Prez - I did as you requested and modified your contribution - Thanks, Johnny D)
Is this the veal knife?
Is this just fancy meat?
Got me a lamb pie
L'il Bo Peep caved to bribery
Goodbye to fries,
And goodbye to rye and wheat...
Carbos no more, boy
They are a sin for me
So the cakes and pies have to go
Don't ask why -- I don't know
But I'm on At-kins, so
I am forced to follow routine... routine...
Doctor, just ate a ham
Put the breading in the John
Pulled the handle now it's gone
Doctor, how I craved that bun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away....
Doctor, oooo
Didn't mean to eat those fries
I'll get right back on Atkins by tomorrow
Carbo on, carbo on, as if nothing makes me fatter
Filet, mignon has come
And liver browned in wine
Meatpies baking with key lime
But fries, taste so yummy - I've got to go
Gotta get me secret fries, they taste so good
Doctor, oooo - (that's the way Atkins goes)
I'm a fatso guy
I'd love to eat a planet-size Matzoh ball
I want to be a little sliver of a man...
Gastric douche! Gastric douche! Or look like Marlon Brando --
(He was once a slight thing, now he's huge and frightening me...)
Meat and Mayo, Meat and Mayo
Meat and Mayo, Meat and Mayo
Meat and Mayo? Way to go! Magnifico!
I'm just a soy bean, nobody loves me
It's just a soy bean, substitute carnity
Sorghum is rife with gross sucrosity
Carnivore overload - feel like I'll explode
DY-NA-MEAT! OH! I feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
DY-NA-MEAT! I feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
DY-NA-MEAT! I feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
Feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
Feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
Feel like I'll explode, here I go,
6-5-4-3-2-1-WHOAH!
Said Doctor Atkins, Doctor Atkins, Doctor Atkins: "Eat a toad!"
Old Dr. A. has a pot roast put aside for me, for me, for meeeee
(major meat-beating interlude)
So you think you can feed me on protein and fat?
So you think carbohydrate is what's problemat-
-ic Atkins! But you're dead Dr. Atkins
Just gotta cut out, just gotta cut out all this meat!
Carbos make me fatter
Anyone can see
Carbos make me fatter
So I'll fill my platter
With meat
...that's the way Fatkins goes...
Is this just fancy meat?
Got me a lamb pie
L'il Bo Peep caved to bribery
Goodbye to fries,
And goodbye to rye and wheat...
Carbos no more, boy
They are a sin for me
So the cakes and pies have to go
Don't ask why -- I don't know
But I'm on At-kins, so
I am forced to follow routine... routine...
Doctor, just ate a ham
Put the breading in the John
Pulled the handle now it's gone
Doctor, how I craved that bun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away....
Doctor, oooo
Didn't mean to eat those fries
I'll get right back on Atkins by tomorrow
Carbo on, carbo on, as if nothing makes me fatter
Filet, mignon has come
And liver browned in wine
Meatpies baking with key lime
But fries, taste so yummy - I've got to go
Gotta get me secret fries, they taste so good
Doctor, oooo - (that's the way Atkins goes)
I'm a fatso guy
I'd love to eat a planet-size Matzoh ball
I want to be a little sliver of a man...
Gastric douche! Gastric douche! Or look like Marlon Brando --
(He was once a slight thing, now he's huge and frightening me...)
Meat and Mayo, Meat and Mayo
Meat and Mayo, Meat and Mayo
Meat and Mayo? Way to go! Magnifico!
I'm just a soy bean, nobody loves me
It's just a soy bean, substitute carnity
Sorghum is rife with gross sucrosity
Carnivore overload - feel like I'll explode
DY-NA-MEAT! OH! I feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
DY-NA-MEAT! I feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
DY-NA-MEAT! I feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
Feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
Feel like I'll explode!
(Overload!)
Feel like I'll explode, here I go,
6-5-4-3-2-1-WHOAH!
Said Doctor Atkins, Doctor Atkins, Doctor Atkins: "Eat a toad!"
Old Dr. A. has a pot roast put aside for me, for me, for meeeee
(major meat-beating interlude)
So you think you can feed me on protein and fat?
So you think carbohydrate is what's problemat-
-ic Atkins! But you're dead Dr. Atkins
Just gotta cut out, just gotta cut out all this meat!
Carbos make me fatter
Anyone can see
Carbos make me fatter
So I'll fill my platter
With meat
...that's the way Fatkins goes...
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Great job again! 555!
Three 5s for the Monkeys! You've disproved the maxim about too many cooks spoiling the soup.
Hilarious and LOL in places, folks! Fat with great lines!
Im fat.... BUT I FELL OVER LAUGHING!!! great job!!!
Good one, you all! 5's
A masterpiece! Too many good lines to count, but my favorite had to be replacing "Galileo" with "Meat and Mayo." Superb job and keep up the excellent work!
meaty !
Stellar!!! ROFLMAO!!! "I'm just a soy bean nobody loves me." I love it. "Meat and Mayo," very clever. Great job.
Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. And people say we're funky and brown. Great stuff all, esp. with the expert assembly job there, Johnny.
Argh, the last part of "meat and mayo..." should have been "Meat and Mayo, hold the roll: Anti-hero...
The Soybean segment is classic.
The Soybean segment is classic.
Thanks, Claude. 5's for us, natch. Hey hey, we're the monkeys, and here comes our next parody, so you better get ready, we're hairy troubadours of glee.
More fun than a barrel full o' monkeys!!! Great job again!!!
Eeeeeee! I got kudos on my lines! This was fun!
Excellent! Beans are always full of goodness, Merry!***
I figured I'd listen to the recording of "Bohemian Rhapsody" while I read this parody, and it was flawless: The pacing, the cleverness of the lyrics, the sharp wit, the courage to tackle Atkins. I award you all the fives I can give you.
Way to go! I LOVED the Marlon Brando line. One of the better of the 143,000 Bohemian parodies on the site :-)
A song that would wanna make Lisa Simpson Throw Up!!! In other words, it means its a bloody good song!!! I'm getting to be a pro at this, Just like my Dad, I wish I was Bob Geldof!!!
This is incredible, it fits perfectly! That, and it somehow captures the turmoil and torment of the original in a very easy-to-relate to context. Oh yeah that subjective junk aside, it's really funny. All my five are belong to this.
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