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Song Parodies -> "Thriller Teens"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

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Parody Song Title:

"Thriller Teens"

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The Lyrics

You haven't lived life to the fullest, until you have teenagers....
They speak in a slang tounge, and dawn a trendry style of dress
"Meet me at Macy's" she says--courtesy-- American Express
Stacking up the DVD's, and flipping off the rental fees
At any time-- procrastination--stays on their minds
Tatoo or pierced lip--well versed in what's hip
A vegan who just eats rice.

They are thiller TEENS
Punk cars and movie scenes
Up all night, just studying
Guaranteed to grow a mind
Repremanded for a vice--clearing up an oversight
Wanna DRIVE??...............

They avoid sanitation, and rarely pick up their own mess
On a gamestation-- stoked up-- to be their best
Could life be any finer, to be a lazy minor
Then again-- incidentaly--to get your way - just whine-
Becomes natural to harass, some are very careless
Hidieous with delight

They are thriller TEENS
Bellies spilling out of jeans
Cleavage shows 'bout age fifteen
Gauranteed to grow a mind
Second guess parental rights--some ungrateful parasites
Wanna cry..................

Playfull with a sharpened axe--"Jack Ass"-- please don't re-enact
Moninitarlily out of action--Temporarily out of gas
Absoulutely drive for --MILES! -- MILES! --

Yet they're-- SO COOL!

They are thriller TEENS
Junk food & soda fiends
So contrite, when out of green
Gauranteed to grow a mind
Insurance bills are out of sight--crying for their civil rights
So deprived ---so deprived

Yet they're-- SO COOL!

They are thriller TEENS
Get to live beyond their means
Life's not hard, as they think
Gauranteed to grow a mind

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Pacing: 2.3
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 3

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Phil Alexander - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Here speaks the voice of experience, methinks...
Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you pegged the critters, Diva. ;) 5's
Rick D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a good thing they are born all cute and cuddly. If they were born teenagers the race would not survive.
Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
All kids seem to be born with a certain amount of brain damage. Most of them eventually grow out of it. I'm on my second go around with this. Have a 12 year old and I'm being reminded of how much fun those teen years were with the first go 'round. Glad I got a breather in between. But just when I think I'm ready for anything he'll throw, along comes a curve.

Great parody Diva!
Rick D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
By the way Diva. Welcome back.
Birgitta - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
OUTSTANDING Diva.I was laughing and amazed at the same time at your wording here.Very nice-and how right you are! :-D
Claude Prez - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Diva; can't wait (mine are 5 and 9)
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nyuk nyuk nyuk! 5's
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
greta subject...great pacing...great reason not to give you a trio of 5s.....
Meriadoc - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This was one FANTASTIC job, Diva! The pacing and wordplay were great - loved "wanna DRIVE."
Diva - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all! I never expected this to be received so well! =)
Diva - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW: Here's a little factoid you may enjoy. Most people stop growing at age 18, but their brains don't stop growing until age 20. Certainly not all teens are a handfull, but af ew posses many of the above qualities.
mac - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very good, and I'm sure I'll appreciate it even more when my daughter hits teendom 6 years from now.
Peregrin - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great - It is a hard song to parody.
Diva - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your comments and votes!
It's great to be back!
Dylan Baranski - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!!! Not representative of me. I myself am a teenager, and yet I'm nearly a polar opposite of all the teenage stereotypes represented in this parody. So here goes: 1. I don't really give a crap about trendy clothes. As long as I like it & think it looks good on me I'll wear it. 2. If I ever go to the mall, it's because one of my parents has taken me there, most likely along with my 2 brothers. I don't just schlepp off to the mall on my own. 3. I have no use for credit cards, and when I grow up, I'll probably have little use for one. 4. If I ever rent movies, I'm kind enough to return them on time. 5. OK, sometimes I might put stuff off, but it's because I've got such a busy schedule. 6. Yeah f***ing right I'm gonna get any body piercings! I pass! And as for being well-versed in what's hip, I don't give a crap about what other people think is hip, I only like what I think is hip. 7. I ain't no stinkin' vegan! I eat many types of foods! However, I have nothing against vegans. This is America, & it's a free country, so I have no problems with those people. Unless of course, someone tries to pressure me into becoming a vegetarian, then I've got problems. 8. Was es die >? (Translation: What do you mean, "Punk cars & movie scenes") I've no idea what you're talking about! 8. I never stay up all night studying. I'm too smart for that. OK, I did stay up until 11:58 working on some blueprints for a popsicle stick bridge, but that's it. 9. I've growon a mind, and I'm damn proud of it. 10. Never got reprimanded for any vices, and I always clean up. 11. As before, I always clean up. It's the cool thing to do! 12. Yeah, I'm really good at video games, but I always leave a bunch of time for other activities. P.S., they're not called "gamestations", ya old fogey. 13. I'm not terribly lazy, but I am lazy to a certain degree. 14. I don't whine to get my way! I'm more stable than that! 15. I'm careful about not harassing my parents, & I'm not very careless. 16. Actually, I'm crazy with delight, but you got so close & so far. 17. My belly does not spill out of my jeans, so I've no idea what you're concerned about. 18. I'm not a girl, so I've no cleavage to show. 19. I have respect for my parental rights, and I'm grateful to have such caring parents! So you're wrong! 20. I most certainly do NOT play with axes or other cutting implements, unless they're toy axes that do no harm. 21. I've got plenty of cash on hand, so I'm fine. 22. Yep, I'm cool, alright. Or at least according to me. 23. Though I do eat junk food & soda sometimes, I'm responsible with how much I consume. 24. I can hold out without money, at least at this age. The only real problem I have is with my parents almost always going to me if they need to borrow money. Well, as Notorious B.I.G. said "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". 25. I don't have to worry about insurance just yet. As for rights, I got plenty of 'em. Go ahead-pick a card, any card! 26. If you mean living beyond my means as in "Keeping up with the Joneses", then I never try to do that. I'm more responsible with the purchases that I make. 27. Sure, I think that's life's pretty hard, but I also recognize all the good things. Then again, as Dschinghis Khan said, "Life is good, Life is scheen." Now that I've given you this counter-point to your parody, I'd just like to say that not all teenagers, myself included, are representative of the stereotypes contained in this song. I'd also like to say: OH YEAH, YOU GOT OWNED BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Think about that, eh?
Call the men in the white coats - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan!!! Go to your room! Yes, it's a parody about teenagers in general, who said it was about ALL of them? Or about you? Valium would help your bash... Oh yeah, STOP SHOUTING!!!
Dylan Baranski - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Valium, eh? NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!
Dylan Baranski - December 13, 2013 - Report this comment
To everyone: Looking back on this, I don't feel shame, but I apologize for going ape back then. Sure, I was angry, but there were times when I didn't know the difference between serious & kidding. . After all, we do crazy things in our lives, but I've grown up since then, and I recognize that this was not a personal attack against me.

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