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Song Parodies -> "Australian Slangsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Australian Slangsody"
Parody Written by:
AussieBullDog
The Lyrics
Couldn't have written this parody without the link below.
Are you a yobbo?
Or a standover man?
Are you a drongo
In the back of a divvy van?
As we rage on
Are you cracking onto me?
Mad as a cut snake
At a corroboree
Because I'm off my face, shooting through
Dinki-di and true blue
Say "G'day!" or "Hooroo!"
One dog's eye with dead horse for me
For me
Dry as a Pommy's towel
Feelin' stuffed and waggin' school
Cobbers watchin' Aussie Rules
Veg out and stop whinging now
Hard yakka at the servo every day
Onya, ooh
Mappa Tassie, Mickey Mouse
And we're all flat out like a lizard drinking
Walkabout, walkabout
Can I get another stubby?
Figjam, my esky's full
Fair dinkum, made a blue
Haven't got a brass razoo
Hooroo, everybody, I've got to go
But you know that I'll be back to say "G'day!"
Donger, ooh
Drinking with the flies
But I am still as fit as a Mallee bull
I saw the cricket at the WACA yesterday
How's your bum, how's your bum, how's your bum for warts, Seppo?
Lots of bities biting
Angry bounce is fighting me
Have a smoko (have a smoko)
Have a smoko (have a smoko)
Have a smoko, bloody oath
Until arvo!
I'm just a battler, you're just a dipstick
(He's just a battler, the Bulldogs he barracks)
(If you don't like him, he'll give you the flick)
Off my face, shooting through, dinki-di, true blue
Matilda! He is really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Matilda! He's really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Matilda! He's really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Really dinki-di! (One dog's, one dog's, one dog's, one dog's eye!)
Dinki-dinki-dinki-di!
Oh, have a naughty, have a naughty
(Have a naughty, dinki-di)
My boozer mates have a stubby put aside for me
For me
For me!
You might think that this slang makes me sound like a dork
Let me tell you, there's no way that I'd rather talk
Oh, "Crikey!"
Sometimes I might say, "Crikey!"
Or simply "G'day!"
I might say "G'day!" if I see ya
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Onya, onya
One dog's eye with dead horse
Bogging in with glee
One dog's eye with dead horse
One dog's eye with dead horse for me
Say "G'day!" or "Hooroo..."
Or a standover man?
Are you a drongo
In the back of a divvy van?
As we rage on
Are you cracking onto me?
Mad as a cut snake
At a corroboree
Because I'm off my face, shooting through
Dinki-di and true blue
Say "G'day!" or "Hooroo!"
One dog's eye with dead horse for me
For me
Dry as a Pommy's towel
Feelin' stuffed and waggin' school
Cobbers watchin' Aussie Rules
Veg out and stop whinging now
Hard yakka at the servo every day
Onya, ooh
Mappa Tassie, Mickey Mouse
And we're all flat out like a lizard drinking
Walkabout, walkabout
Can I get another stubby?
Figjam, my esky's full
Fair dinkum, made a blue
Haven't got a brass razoo
Hooroo, everybody, I've got to go
But you know that I'll be back to say "G'day!"
Donger, ooh
Drinking with the flies
But I am still as fit as a Mallee bull
I saw the cricket at the WACA yesterday
How's your bum, how's your bum, how's your bum for warts, Seppo?
Lots of bities biting
Angry bounce is fighting me
Have a smoko (have a smoko)
Have a smoko (have a smoko)
Have a smoko, bloody oath
Until arvo!
I'm just a battler, you're just a dipstick
(He's just a battler, the Bulldogs he barracks)
(If you don't like him, he'll give you the flick)
Off my face, shooting through, dinki-di, true blue
Matilda! He is really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Matilda! He's really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Matilda! He's really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Really dinki-di! (One dog's, one dog's, one dog's, one dog's eye!)
Dinki-dinki-dinki-di!
Oh, have a naughty, have a naughty
(Have a naughty, dinki-di)
My boozer mates have a stubby put aside for me
For me
For me!
You might think that this slang makes me sound like a dork
Let me tell you, there's no way that I'd rather talk
Oh, "Crikey!"
Sometimes I might say, "Crikey!"
Or simply "G'day!"
I might say "G'day!" if I see ya
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Onya, onya
One dog's eye with dead horse
Bogging in with glee
One dog's eye with dead horse
One dog's eye with dead horse for me
Say "G'day!" or "Hooroo..."
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
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Great stuff! "Mappa Tassie" - shame on ya! ;-p
Very, very good, AussieBD. I gave you 555, and I don't have a clue what most of it means. Can we get a translation?
I'm with Dave on this one. I gotta read that webpage to figure out what you really said. Excellent pacing regardless, and funny as hell. This wins for best Queen parody today, but check out mine anyway ;c)
This par... ody... I just... can't handle it, this par... ody... I need... translation so I can read it! Crazy parody down south!
Hehehehe, that was random.
Hmm, good thing I posted that link. Do you guys seriously not use these words where you live? Hmm.
So how is your bum for warts there mate? I was looking for that line from the beginning of the song and you didn't disappoint. I howled when I read it. Great stuff there ABD!
Okay I found the link, but I think sometimes it's best just not knowing.
I give up - Here's your three 5's !
Well done ABD! V Clever
Guy: Are you kidding? I couldn't not use that. Sorry you had to wait a bit to see it, but it absolutely HAD to replace the Scaramouch line. David: You're not impressed with my Aussie-speak? But look at how creatively I got around the no-sex rule! ;)
One can get quite creative with that line. See my Mongolian Barbeque parody. But I must say you did extremely well with this one and I didn't miss that line at all. In fact i was most pleased to find what I was looking for in that very spot..
I recognize most of them. An Aussie best friend and a good copy of "The Thorn Birds" helps... ;-) Hell - I've even recently put 'whinge' in my vocabulary.... This parody is real fair dinkum! Hope to see it in the top 10 soon!
The words are as funny as hell even if I don't know what they mean.
Mate, that's bonza stuff there!!! As an Aussie myself, I say Aussie slang rules AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!! 555s from me!!!
onya mate, i loved it. i'm from perth too so i liked the waca reference there, shame bout the bulldogs supporter thing though, r u realli, probably, o well, nice work mate
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