Is this the main course?
Is this just appetizers?
Caught at a bad time,
No escape from my relatives.
Open your eyes, look at the pies and see,
I'm just a full boy,
I need no second course.
Because I'm eating some, eating none.
A little pie, a little corn.
Any way my wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.

Mama, I just killed a man.
Put my bum against his head, pulled my finger now he's dead.
Mama, supper had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make them cry
But if i'm not back in time for dessert
Carry on, carry on
As if it doesn't really matter.

It's late, that time has come,
Sends ripples down the table,
Buttocks aching all the time,
Goodbye, everybody, I have to go
Got to leave you all behind and face the bathroom.

Mama, ooo - (anyway my wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never eaten your chili at all

I see a little silhouetto on the can
It's a moose, It's a moose, he is doing the tango
Please help me i'm gassy, and it's really frightening me
Have some Mayo
Have some Mayo
Have some Mayo
Have some Mayo
Have some Mayo
To help it flow, flow, flow, flow

But I ate too much of the bean salad mama made
He ate too much of the bean salad mama made
Spare him his life from this monstrous reek
Easy come easy go - will you let one go

But the smell! NO! I will not let one go! Let one go!
But the smell! I will not let one go! Let one go!
But the smell! I will not let one go! Let one go!
I will not let one go - let one go (never)
Never let one go - let one go
Never let one go - ooo
No no no no no no no
Oh mama mia, mama mia let one go
Beelzebub has a terrible solution for meeeeeee

So you think you can feed me and laugh at my cries
So you think you can kill all these friends of mine
Oh bean salad, can't do this to me bean salad
Just gotta get you out - just gotta get you right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
No one's really flatulent
Anyone can see
No one's really flatulent, no one's really flatulent, like me
Anyway my wind blows...