-> "Lavigne-ian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lavigne-ian Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
I heard her sing live,
It was a tragedy.
Why is she always,
On V-H1 and MTV
Opens your ears, and you will be feared for sure
Says she's a punk girl, we can all disagree
Because she thinks she's rock, but she's not
No more discs will be bought
Any way the song goes, they all sounds about the same to me,
To me.
Avril, just sang a song
When will her fame soon be up?
We know that it won't be long.
Avril, you are overplayed
You song called "Complicated" is so old.
Avril, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you mad,
But this is just the way we feel about you
Sick of songs, sick of songs, that you seem to keep releasing
Too late, your time is done
We're getting sick of you,
And that song called "I'm With You".
Goodbye, Miss Lavigne, 'cause you've got to go
Gotta leave some room for REAL rock and roll stars
Avril, oooh, (any way the song goes)
I don't wanna hear
Another single that everybody hates
I hear another really stupid stupid song.
Please shut up, please shut up!
What did WE ever do to you?
Read names at the Grammys, can't say David Bowie's NAME!
David Bowie! David Bowie!
David Bowie! David Bowie!
David Bowie, with an "O"...
IT'S WITH AN "O"!
Says she's a punk girl, but nobody likes her
She's just a pop chick who really can't sing
Spare me my life from this craps that she sings
"Losing Grip", "Sk8er Boi", will you stop the songs
Please, Avril, NO! You put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Please Avril, you put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Please Avril, you put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Put on bad live shows, (ohhh!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Oh Avril Lavigne, Avril Lavigne, Avril puts on bad live shows
"Where Are They Now" has a special set aside for you
For you,
YEAH, YOU!
Once I heard you sing "I'm With You" and it was live
I have heard better singing skills come from a MIME!
Oh, Avril, can't sing worth a darn, Avril
Just gotta get off, just gotta get off of the stage
Ohh, no
Ohh, NO!
I hate "Complicated"
Yes, it bothers me
Everyone hates Avril, everyone hates Avril...
Lavigne.
Any way the song goes...
(David Bowie jumps on stage; grabs mic)
It's BOWIE! With an "O"!!!!
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