Funny scenes that should not have been:
Watching people make mistakes,
And some TV show outtakes—
They’re the Bloopers.
They’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers.
They’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers.

Children sliding in puddled milk
As some dogs jump through a hedge
And a cat slips off a ledge—
They’re the Bloopers.
They’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers.
They’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers, they’re the Bloopers.

Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers—Bloopers.

Film your loved ones so candidly
With red faces, buggy eyes.
You might win a ten-grand prize
For your bloopers,
For your bloopers, for your bloopers, for your bloopers.
For your bloopers, for your bloopers, for your bloopers.

Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers—Bloopers.

(instrumental break—but sing the next stanza over it)

Sitcom actress forgets her lines
As a scene prop breaks in half,
And they cannot help but laugh
At their bloopers,
At their bloopers, at their bloopers, at their bloopers.
At their bloopers, at their bloopers, at their bloopers.

Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers—Bloopers.

Funny scenes that should not have been:
Cameras catching life’s outtakes—
But we’re good at spotting fakes.
Don’t stage bloopers!
Don’t stage bloopers, don’t stage bloopers, don’t stage bloopers!

Watch our
Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers, Bloopers.
Bloopers, Bloopers. Bloopers—Bloopers!