Song Parodies -> Stranded with Nuns
| Original Song Title: | "Band on the Run" |
| Original Performer: | Paul McCartney & Wings |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stranded with Nuns" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Snuck inside those stone walls
Convent-guised o're leather
Bent on freeing women; vice and sin! Like new...
Manna, eeeew!
Manna, eeeeeewwwww!
Gotta sever 'em outta there
Bought off Reverend Galloway
Too much secular chastity
Saw they needed some fun today
My endeavor involved some beer
But I never planned very clear
When the truck unloaded
An almighty stash
It alerted all the nuns
And a curt nun said
('Cus I didn't quite share?)
"There's no more having fun"
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Wearin' veiled black - they failed, damn!
To search me for a 'lump'
Now I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Well they locked the cloister
Without ever I.-
-D.ing or comparison
And the vow of silence
Meant I couldn't swear
That my habit hid a 'gun'
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
I'm a veiled wreck of Hail Mar's
Besmirching holy duds
While I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Now I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
There were sights appealing
As the convent girls
Around me bedded down
Thoughts abound un-churchy
'Neath the covers where
My ol' lever's heavenbound
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Now the truth I fudged
(Well just a smudge)
I'll 'celibate' till sore
'Cus I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns (yeah!)
Gonna have fun (yeah!)
Convent-guised o're leather
Bent on freeing women; vice and sin! Like new...
Manna, eeeew!
Manna, eeeeeewwwww!
Gotta sever 'em outta there
Bought off Reverend Galloway
Too much secular chastity
Saw they needed some fun today
My endeavor involved some beer
But I never planned very clear
When the truck unloaded
An almighty stash
It alerted all the nuns
And a curt nun said
('Cus I didn't quite share?)
"There's no more having fun"
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Wearin' veiled black - they failed, damn!
To search me for a 'lump'
Now I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Well they locked the cloister
Without ever I.-
-D.ing or comparison
And the vow of silence
Meant I couldn't swear
That my habit hid a 'gun'
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
I'm a veiled wreck of Hail Mar's
Besmirching holy duds
While I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Now I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
There were sights appealing
As the convent girls
Around me bedded down
Thoughts abound un-churchy
'Neath the covers where
My ol' lever's heavenbound
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Now the truth I fudged
(Well just a smudge)
I'll 'celibate' till sore
'Cus I'm stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns
Stranded with nuns (yeah!)
Gonna have fun (yeah!)
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Mer & Pip - Great stuff, lots of really excellent lines here.
Very funny, and loved the title. 5-5-5.
This would make for a hilarious video... lol
Yeah, this would make a funny video! LOL! 5's
'cus I didn't quite share?' was my favorite. Great title, too.
This is a parody writing nobody should feel guilty for doing!
Excellent! Very funny
5 hail Merrys, 5 hail Pippins and 5 more just for the hail of it. ;)
Your parodies are habit-forming, particularly this one.
that's about as demented as it gets...nice job...5s
Haha ! Perpetually cloistered now ! Excellent job guys !
You two have that fantasy too? ;-)
Thank you all! Last comment, well, try anything once! ;-)
Say, M&P, have you come across the song "Sister Josephine" by Jake Thackray? I think you'd like it... lines like: "No longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers/ Her lustful moanings fill the stilly night/ No more empty bottles of altar wine come clunking from her cell/ No longer will the cloister toilet seat stand upright"
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