And at the comics store
You know it's worth much more in mylar
It's understood
No bends or tears in mylar
And mylar keeps it good
Wo-wo-wo-wo, wo-wo-wo-wo
Mylar keeps it good

And when the comic's rare
I'll always store it there in mylar
It's understood
It's safe from air in mylar
And mylar keeps it good
Wo-wo-wo-wo, wo-wo-wo-wo
Mylar keeps it good

Mylar
Oh, mylar
Only mylar keeps the pages white, that's right
Oh, mylar
Oh, mylar
Only mylar keeps the ish airtight

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Wo-wo-wo-wo, wo-wo-wo-wo
Mylar keeps it good

Don't ever risk a stain
The comic must remain in mylar
It's understood
It's mint-to-fair in mylar
And mylar keeps it good
Wo-wo-wo-wo, wo-wo-wo-wo
Mylar keeps it good

Oh, mylar, oh, mylar
Only mylar keeps it good, for me
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo, wo-wo, wo