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Song Parodies -> "Hands Are Red With Slaughter"

Original Song Title:

"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Hands Are Red With Slaughter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We're not sorry, if you are hurt
We're not sorry if we caused you any pain
We're not sorry, to Al-Qaeda
'Cause we must protect our home
And relieve your bloody reign

We're not sorry that you've gotten hurt and things are gray
We're not sorry, to Al-Qaeda
'Cause so many things have happened
And the memories still sting

Yeah, yeah

We're not sorry, if you are hurt
That you haven't won a bloody thing all day
We're not sorry, to Al-Qaeda
For we've mettle for the toil
And we'll not eas'ly fall away

Planned to cross our waters (waters)
Heading for the sky
And you're quite the plotters (plotters)
Hell burns in your eyes

Somebody falsely told it to thee
You had to get blown up or the virgin's you'll not see
So it's suicide bombs, and you know it's coward-ly, when the children die (mothers cry)
(The bomber's gone to hell and we're spitting in your eye)

Hands are red with slaughter (slaughter)
Dreams are lost; They're lies
Grandeur, virgin daughters (daughters)
Spread across the sky

Whittle, whittle, let's trim all your numbers down (trim 'em down)
Get your knees down on the ground
Whittle, whittle, trim 'em down
Live a little, very little, shoot you down (plans shot down)
All your plans we will confound
Live a little, then you're bound

Damn you, caused the slaughter (slaughter)
Make the nation's cry
Lands you in hot water (water)
Spreading all your lies

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Timmy1000 - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Well said, Blackjack.
Christie Marie M - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I've enjoyed your parody lots, Blackjack! Sorry I haven't been commenting a lot lately. Anyways, you sure put up a good fight with this parody! 555.
Mark Scotti - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
"Bommmmbs across the water..water...make some crimson tide!!!!" Wonderful job, blackjack!!!
Andria - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody. I'm slaughtering some 5s....
Old Man Ribber - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, 21! If you keep this up, you might have to end up rooming with Salmon Rushdie! ;)
Kristof Robertson - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
A strident call-to-arms, blackjack. I don't really know whether we're actually winning this seemingly endless war... but I understand the need to stand up for ourselves. 555
AFW - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Good message to the enemy..555
blackjack21 - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and comments from everyone, it's very much appreciated.

@OMR: My name, er....his name is spelled Salman, I...I mean not a fish! ;-)
Below Average Dave - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Nor should we be (sorry). . .I just wish we could stick to "Al Qaeda" :) It worries me that a 7 foot tall dude with a giant towel on his head, a bear down to his nipples, elf ears and a video camera following him around everywhere can somehow elude everyone, oy vei--definitely 5s.

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