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Song Parodies -> "Don't Spray It"

Original Song Title:

"Goodnight Tonight"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Spray It"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics


I got too close to Doug
Don't recommend (oooo-ooo)
He sprayed all right, did Doug
Oh, he surely soaked my face again

Just say it, don’t spray it
Say anything, but don’t spray my face, tonight
Convey it, don’t spray it
Say anything, but don’t spray my mug, all right?
Portray it, don’t spray it
You can’t say anything without spray, so im-polite!

Display it, don’t spray it
Say many things, don’t spray my eyes, I'm blind
Okay it, don’t spray it
Hey, watch it then! Just phone late tonight, all right?

Ah, ah, oh no
Ah, ah, oh no, ah

Little loogies

I would rather you call
How's the weather? Spit squall
All together spitball
I would rather you call
How's the weather? Spit squall

Doug got too wired to talk
Just spit at friend
Doug sprays, ain't right, you know
I'm still reeling, it may never end (ooo-oo)

Mayday! Spit! Decayed bits!
Spray anything, might have a fight tonight
Don’t say sh!t, you spray sh!t
Spray hitting chin, cold spray, sa-liv-a-tized
Delay it, don’t spray it
You could have H-1-N-1, don’t spray my eyes with blight

(fade out)


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Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Su-*spits*-per *spits*p-p-parody, Blackjack!!! Ooops, I should say it, don't spray it! I knew someone in school who used to spit when she talked and told me that she couldn't help it if she spat. I also have that kind of problem as well. Spraying you with 555's!!!
Mark Scotti - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
My "Spray"vorite subject! Goes very wet and well with my entry:
blackjack21 - November 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Christie MM: Thanks for soaking me with Fives.

Mark: One good "Spray" deserves another. Good one!

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