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Paul McCartney & Wings

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The Lyrics

A funny thing happened in Las Vegas over the weekend....

Bet! I can never remember to count the aces
Next time I bet a grand I'm gonna get tossed by the goon
Bad bet, I thought the only phony place was at The Dunes

Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

Bet! Now that loser has told me I'm banned from wagers
Well how come he holds me and snarls have I had enough yet?
Bad bet, I thought the wager wasn't shady; suffer again!

Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Steam freighter, size of the dude that holds me
Count hater, that's what the Pit Boss told me
Deflator...back later, ciao!

Ban bet, I'll place the wagers with the lovely ladies; stuff her again!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Translator, that's what I need for Heidi
Inflator, that's what she's doing for me
Dictate her...I'll sate her

Bet! I get back into there, got a thousand faces
I'm on 'jack and it looks like I'm in on the sly
And bet, I drop all the wagers dressed as a lil' lady, sugar again!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

Can bet, you know that Heidi help with lil' lady, love her again!
Bet! Oo-oo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
A little shady
My little lady, yeah, woo!

....or was it all just a crazy dream? ;-)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Ya' got a winning parody, here
Christie Marie M - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
What AFW said! You sure got game! Your vacation in Vegas must be something for you! I You "bet" I'm gonna give you 3 sets of 5's!
alvin - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
funny concept and a nice pacing job on a difficult song
Timmy1000 - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Good title and OS - as soon as I read it, it was an obvious one, but it's not an easy OS to do, but this one was done well.
blackjack21 - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, your comments are always a winner for me......Thanks Christie, not in Vegas right now but I wish I was......Thanks Alvin, I seem to gravitate to the toughies......Thanks Timmy, can't wait to see your next one.
Mark Scotti - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Bet the "Nestegg" on this one(Anyone ever seeing "Lost In America" knows what I mean!!) Fivers..
blackjack21 - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for hatching those fives, Mark!

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