Song Parodies -> Vivid Red Dye
| Original Song Title: | "Live And Let Die" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Mc Cartney And Wings |
| Parody Song Title: | "Vivid Red Dye" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
you sure ain't young, you old fart, you have lost your looks
you've turned all gray...stringy and limp
you need to primp
you need to primp
you need to primp
and so your hair, you're changin', girl, with a new rinsin'
thought you'd go and apply
some vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
mix up that batter through it
soon will be a scarlet hue
you've got to blend it well
or else its gonna look like hell
you've lost your gray...now you look hip
your hair has zip
your hair has zip
your hair has zip
and with his color, strange, new life, your mop was given
cause you went and applied
some vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
you've turned all gray...stringy and limp
you need to primp
you need to primp
you need to primp
and so your hair, you're changin', girl, with a new rinsin'
thought you'd go and apply
some vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
mix up that batter through it
soon will be a scarlet hue
you've got to blend it well
or else its gonna look like hell
you've lost your gray...now you look hip
your hair has zip
your hair has zip
your hair has zip
and with his color, strange, new life, your mop was given
cause you went and applied
some vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
vivid red dye
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Great job - 555 - only one minor quibble with pacing, not serious enough to drop the 5 to a 4. "or else its gonna look like hell" is two syllables short of matching "you've got to give the other fellow hell".
he he
"Vivid" gets fives.
thanks johnny (guilty ! ), ann and john
This red very well
Great song! Ironically, Guns N' roses covered this song, and the lead singer is 45 and has red hair.
Here's 555 gallons of vivid red dye. The original song is one of the best James Bond themes ever.
thanks AFW ,nightrain and dylan
Bull's eye!
Maybe it's true: the middle-aged are a dyeing breed...
Bright idea for sure... 5-5-5
And the follow-up: "Vivid Red Eye"? or was that term not used on other high schools?
5 Shades of Lucy & Red Skelton...
thanks 2eagle, phil, macphisto, TT and TJC
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